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ratbastid · 04-22-2003, 06:21 AM

myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.

Miranda · 04-22-2003, 07:05 AM

rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm.

didn't you know?

marcopolo · 04-22-2003, 07:09 AM

Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ...

Miranda · 04-22-2003, 07:14 AM

marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!!
muahahaha!!!

i was born! *sniff*

ohhh

GuttersnipeXL · 04-22-2003, 09:10 AM

Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace!

troit · 04-22-2003, 09:42 AM

GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast.

BoCo · 04-22-2003, 10:27 AM

Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy.

Fly · 04-22-2003, 11:50 AM

BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 11:58 AM

Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia

ariekitten · 04-22-2003, 12:05 PM

bobmsythe is really bobmsmith
see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know!

crazycousinjim · 04-22-2003, 12:06 PM

<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss

uncle phil · 04-22-2003, 01:12 PM

bones is a wannabe pirate...

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 01:15 PM

Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.

World's King · 04-22-2003, 01:34 PM

Bones has 12 toes...

8 on one foot and 4 on the other.

MikeyChalupa · 04-22-2003, 01:37 PM

A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen...

-Mikey

GuttersnipeXL · 04-22-2003, 01:39 PM

Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher!

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 01:51 PM

The XL refers to depth, not length.

SaltPork · 04-22-2003, 02:22 PM

Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico.

troit · 04-22-2003, 02:26 PM

wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq...

uncle phil · 04-22-2003, 04:51 PM

troit loves upstate winters...

*Nikki* · 04-22-2003, 04:55 PM

uncle phil is really "aunt phil"

spectre · 04-22-2003, 05:12 PM

Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*.

spectre · 04-22-2003, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
spectre secretly has my back.

If you piss off *Nikki*, you're on your own bud.

*Nikki* · 04-22-2003, 07:19 PM

Bones is going to die soon

spectre · 04-22-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Nikki*
Bones is going to die soon

haha

*Nikki* is going to get arrested after beating Bones to a pulp.

qpid · 04-22-2003, 07:45 PM

spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH

JumpinJesus · 04-22-2003, 07:47 PM

spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film.

qpid · 04-22-2003, 07:51 PM

JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading

JumpinJesus · 04-22-2003, 08:05 PM

that's no secret qpid.

But that means I get to go twice.

qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes.

merkerguitars · 04-22-2003, 08:51 PM

Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.

richeee · 04-22-2003, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by merkerguitars
Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.

...and he call's them his little Chicago Cubbies!

Fly · 04-22-2003, 10:46 PM

richee has a crush on *Nikki*

oh ya'.....Jadz too

richeee · 04-22-2003, 10:50 PM

Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality!
And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel!
and PorscheBunny!
and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE].
and Flyman (in his dreams!)

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 04:15 AM

richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota...

fhqwhgads · 04-23-2003, 04:26 AM

On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.

*Nikki* · 04-23-2003, 06:07 AM

fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

Fly · 04-23-2003, 06:13 AM

*Nikki* likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too.

thanx *Nikki*

*has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up*

*Nikki* · 04-23-2003, 06:23 AM

flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower

oh wait, that wasn't a secret!

flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!

fhqwhgads · 04-23-2003, 08:26 AM

*Nikki* is really a 46 year old truck driver named Lou.

Quote:

Originally posted by *Nikki*
fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

How'd you guess?

richeee · 04-23-2003, 08:30 AM

fhqwhgads was really looking forward to *Nikki* posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me!

04-22-2003, 07:09 AM	#83 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ... __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-22-2003, 09:10 AM	#85 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-22-2003, 09:42 AM	#86 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-22-2003, 10:27 AM	#87 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-22-2003, 11:50 AM	#88 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-22-2003, 06:21 AM	#81 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder Blog Entries: 2	myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.

04-22-2003, 07:05 AM	#82 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm. didn't you know?

04-22-2003, 07:14 AM	#84 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!! muahahaha!!! i was born! sniff ohhh

04-22-2003, 11:58 AM	#89 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia

04-22-2003, 12:05 PM	#90 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	bobmsythe is really bobmsmith see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know! __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

04-22-2003, 12:06 PM	#91 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss Last edited by crazycousinjim; 04-22-2003 at 12:10 PM..

04-22-2003, 01:12 PM	#92 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Moderator Location: pasco county	bones is a wannabe pirate... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-22-2003, 01:15 PM	#93 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.

04-22-2003, 01:34 PM	#94 (permalink)
World's King Mise En Place Location: Denver City Denver	Bones has 12 toes... 8 on one foot and 4 on the other. __________________ I wanted the perfect meal.

04-22-2003, 01:37 PM	#95 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen... -Mikey __________________ GO ISLANDERS! And take the Mets and Knicks with you! "i do not understand any of this topic to me, yet my skin is crawling on my flesh for creepy!" -- air45

04-22-2003, 07:45 PM	#106 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-22-2003, 01:39 PM	#96 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-22-2003, 01:51 PM	#97 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	The XL refers to depth, not length.

04-22-2003, 02:22 PM	#98 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-22-2003, 02:26 PM	#99 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-22-2003, 04:51 PM	#100 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Moderator Location: pasco county	troit loves upstate winters... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-22-2003, 04:55 PM	#101 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC Blog Entries: 25	uncle phil is really "aunt phil"

04-22-2003, 05:12 PM	#102 (permalink)
spectre Headbanger Location: Chicago Blog Entries: 2	Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

04-22-2003, 07:19 PM	#104 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC Blog Entries: 25	Bones is going to die soon

04-22-2003, 07:47 PM	#107 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Wrong Location: Chicago Blog Entries: 9	spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film. __________________ "take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba suckin on my shit kickin with a pussy and jab a motherfucker and suck my fuckin dick." -Ween, With My Own Bare Hands

04-22-2003, 07:51 PM	#108 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-22-2003, 08:05 PM	#109 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Wrong Location: Chicago Blog Entries: 9	that's no secret qpid. But that means I get to go twice. qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes. __________________ "take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba suckin on my shit kickin with a pussy and jab a motherfucker and suck my fuckin dick." -Ween, With My Own Bare Hands

04-22-2003, 08:51 PM	#110 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-motors/26985-my-project-84-mustang-gt.html Last edited by merkerguitars; 04-22-2003 at 08:53 PM..

04-22-2003, 10:46 PM	#112 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richee has a crush on Nikki oh ya'.....Jadz too __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-22-2003, 10:50 PM	#113 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality! And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel! and PorscheBunny! and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE]. and Flyman (in his dreams!) __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-23-2003, 04:15 AM	#114 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Moderator Location: pasco county	richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 04:26 AM	#115 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.

04-23-2003, 06:07 AM	#116 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC Blog Entries: 25	fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

04-23-2003, 06:13 AM	#117 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Nikki likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too. thanx Nikki has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-23-2003, 06:23 AM	#118 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC Blog Entries: 25	flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower oh wait, that wasn't a secret! flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!

04-23-2003, 08:30 AM	#120 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	fhqwhgads was really looking forward to Nikki posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?