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Old 01-17-2008, 08:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Tilted City!!!

Now the TFP has it's own city!

Site doesn't seem to be advertising anything, so hopefully the mods won't mind me posting the link. Basically, it's a virtual mini-city, and the more people click on the link, the larger it grows.

http://tilted.myminicity.com/

Only thing is, as founder of the city, I don't have to pay parking or traffic tickets. Ever. Oh, and same with property taxes.
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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mind if i build my house in your tilted city?


...........i'm sure it'll fit in.



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Old 01-17-2008, 11:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2008, 11:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2008, 05:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No!!!!!!


we're saving that one for paddyjoe eh............
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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we're saving that one for paddyjoe eh............
Bummer.

Then I want to own the gas station and take all your money with my super high prices.
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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see those two little trees near the upper left corner that are close together with their crowns touching? That's my treehouse, with a suspended walkway connecting the two trees, one is my bedroom & bath and the other is the living area/kitchen. If you come just under the tree, give one of them a big hug and yell "hey you" I'll drop down my rope ladder and you can climb up. It's fully solar powerd since all days are sunny in Tilted City, and I don't need no stinkin' car so P.o.A. can keep his overpriced gas! In fact, at the next City meeting, I'm proposing an ordinance to ban all motor vehicles from Tilted City.

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Old 01-17-2008, 11:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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But then how am I supposed to be able to not get speeding tickets? As founder of Tilted City, I am immune you know.
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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One problem though......it's infested with flies!
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I hope so. But I prefer no taxes, and no street lights. Light pollution bugs me and obscures my views of the night sky from my observatory on top of my trees.

Since apparently we are on our own floating plane universe, it seems we might not need an army to protect us from other MiniCities, so that'll save us a few billion.
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I have always dearly wanted to tilt at windmills.

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Old 01-18-2008, 08:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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where's the damn liquor store?
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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if we agree to have no motor vehicles, we can drink all the ethanol. I like to put berries in my ethanol, blue, straw, or actually, any fruit.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2008, 07:18 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Hey, we can add industry now. Also visit http://tilted.myminicity.com/ind . Push-Pull, want to add that to the top post?
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:38 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2008, 01:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Redlemon, remind me of why we would want to add industry? We already have zero unemployment as well as zero pollution.
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Old 01-22-2008, 02:32 PM   #25 (permalink)
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If we don't add industry, where will GH get his army of Atomic Robot Zombies from, hmmm? Answer me that.
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Old 01-22-2008, 02:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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No one can not stop the industrial juggernaut of Atomic Robot Zombies,
or Vampire Clown Monkeys for that matter.

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Old 01-22-2008, 02:57 PM   #27 (permalink)
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GH could panhandle on one of our street corners and collect enough sympathy money from Tilted City residents to order Atomic Robot Zombies from Acme Co. ...they had anything Wile E. Coyote needed.

But ...lest I not stay in the path of progress, I'll take two female atomic robot zombies, one blonde and one brunette.
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:09 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Doggone it!! I never come in this sub-forum, and saw this site online today. I came here to plug my city only to find there is already one going!! :ripped:
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:08 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Doggone it!! I never come in this sub-forum, and saw this site online today. I came here to plug my city only to find there is already one going!! :ripped:
Hold on. Wait a cotton pickin' minute. What do you mean SubForum? This is a Dom forum. Now get down on your belly and beg for the chance to be as nonsensical as us, and maybe, just maybe, you'll be allowed to kiss the penguin.
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