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Old 01-28-2008, 02:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just to pull some of the negative karma off the Lie thread, post here. If you know it's true, let the rest of us know.

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Old 01-28-2008, 02:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Truth is, I've wondered how long Hal will sacrifice the bandwidth to maintain some of our nonsense threads. I fear we are doomed. Other than that, life has been especially great lately and for the forseeable future.
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 11:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 03:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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There is no such thing as truth.
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My ass is very itchy.
Or, as they say in Español: Mucho Scratchyass.
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Old 02-20-2008, 04:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
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The truth is, I sent Hal some money to help pay for this bandwith,
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:33 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 02:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 04:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 08:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:13 AM   #26 (permalink)
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