UKking

GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

xepherys

PETA and Greenpeace are offended by the use of donkeys as back brushes in SE Asia.

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A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman

The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato

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BadNick

You can lead a donkey to water, but you can't get the dumbass out of the water.

SSJTWIZTA

Smack that Ass.

or

Battle of the Jack-ass's.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ring

Sanctuary is on the other side of the river away from
those stinky noisy big metal things whizzing by so fast that will
really hurt you if you walk into the road..silly ass.

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You're never going to catch me,
because I'm not running away. - ring

Ourcrazymodern?

Our being
can fail to rely
on bad blood.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Crack

Donkey do NOT WANT water sports today!

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I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes
~Peter

Tophat665

I am not getting in there with that man. He has an Erection for god's sakes!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Zooksport2

I see you, baby, whipping that ass.....

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