moonjuice

I can't sleep
This happens all the time

What helps you sleep?

levite

Honestly? A toke, a shot, and a wank. Then I'm out like a light.

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SSJTWIZTA

fucken' aye!

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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Tophat665

That just about covers it. Except that first part puts me out for about 12 hours so I had to give it up.

Warm milk with Maple syrup works OK too.

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