The Complaint Department - Tilted Forum Project - TFP - Sexuality, Philosophy and Political Discussion

jewels · 02-12-2008, 09:27 AM

I hereby appoint this thread the capability of logging all complaints, both real and imagined.

Posting the complaint will nullify the existence of said complaint, so once you've complained, it's all good.

Here's my beginning contribution:

Work is slow today for some odd reason.

I'm bored shitless.

I'm horny (lots of men around but no one I want, waaaa)

I'm broke.

I'm hungry and it's not lunchtime.

ratbastid · 02-12-2008, 10:19 AM

My neck hurts.

I didn't sleep well last night.

BadNick · 02-12-2008, 10:30 AM

TO THE TFP COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
I hereby submit my complaint: people just complain too much about minor relatively insignificant things. Look around the world and be grateful for what you have. Look at the bright side of life. Not to say things can't improve, but don't dwell on the negative minor crap while you're working on improvements.

Unlike jewels, I'm busy as hell in work today; actually that's as usual ...mainly because most people here don't know what the f**k they're doing so unless it's blatantly stupid obvious, I have to make the decisions and figure it out. Well, at least they pay me for it.

I just ordered a tuna grinder for lunch ...a fine Italian roll made at the little sandwich shop, with only albacore white tuna, Hellmans mayo, provolone, tomato, lettuce, raw onion ...then toasted lightly in their pizza oven. Damn, this sambo is so good I can see how it can make you horny.

Fly · 02-12-2008, 10:35 AM

i didn't sleep at all last night........fuckin' mixing/mastering my tunes all night.......i'm damn tired.

oh yeah.......and joe keeps fucking bugging me......

ring · 02-12-2008, 12:01 PM

people have complained
that I don't complain enough;
bye bye nullify.

levite · 02-12-2008, 12:27 PM

I'm f'ing sick of writing my final papers.

Fotzlid · 02-12-2008, 12:32 PM

I complain, therefore I am.
Complaining is part of the job here. I could probably fill the server with the litany I've heard the past few days. I could put a small dent in it just by myself. I won't bore you with all of them, but if any good ones come up, I'll let you know.

uncle phil · 02-12-2008, 01:26 PM

'ckin' whiners...

ZenFilthPig · 02-13-2008, 06:31 AM

I wish to complain about a 'winning' lottery ticket I bought just recently. I actually wanted the first division but imagine my surprise when it turns out I only had four numbers and barely got my money back. I believe this to be due to no fault of my own and demand an immediate upgrade. I'm not totally unreasonable and am quite happy to wait a short while for my millions to be transferred to my account. Please be sure to rectify whatever faulty sales device/technique has occurred to bring about this obvious mistake.

jewels · 02-13-2008, 06:33 AM

It's raining and nasty outside.

Bummer.

I wanna go play in a puddle and I can't.

Fly · 02-13-2008, 06:34 AM

i miss Nancy.............

paddyjoe · 02-13-2008, 06:43 AM

I'm still upset that Skittle Bowl isn't an olympic event......

Redlemon · 02-13-2008, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

It's raining and nasty outside.

Bummer.

I wanna go play in a puddle and I can't.

It snowed last night, and now its downpouring rain, so all the roads are flooded. Nasty nasty nasty.

BadNick · 02-13-2008, 08:16 AM

I'm complaining about the same nasty weather here!!! And on top of that, my one boy decides this morning he will meet his buddy at the local Borders ...which won't even be open for a couple hours... and they will walk to school together in this cold downpour, not to mention the delayed school opening, so I'm sure he'll be sitting in school all day dripping wet. Ahhh, no you are not doing that I told him but I got nothing but a lot of complaints on that ...reminded me of this thread and you guys.

Charlatan · 02-13-2008, 05:31 PM

My morning coffee is crap.

Fly · 02-13-2008, 06:50 PM

my kids are really pissin' me off right now.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-13-2008, 07:58 PM

Ain't got none,
but haven't any.
Life is good.

jewels · 02-14-2008, 05:30 AM

It's absolutely gorgeous outside. I'm complaining 'cause I can't share it with those of you with less perfect weather today.

uncle phil · 02-14-2008, 05:40 AM

'ckin' cold over on this side of the peninsula...

jewels · 02-14-2008, 05:49 AM

Same here, but it's sunny and it feels GOOD! 59 right now I think, how's by you?

uncle phil · 02-14-2008, 05:58 AM

44...

jewels · 02-14-2008, 06:05 AM

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! That IS cold. :shudders: Come on down, that 15 degrees makes a diff, ya know.

BadNick · 02-14-2008, 07:53 AM

Formal Complaint
I bought a bunch of chocolate covered macadamia nuts last night and they're already all gone.

Hain · 02-15-2008, 04:40 AM

Hey world!

Westboro Baptist Church and all other Religious Fundamentalists/Extremists
Nationaldemokratische Partei Deutschlands
NIU Shootings and all similar school shootings
Assud the Hamas Bunny
Scientologists

Time for all of us to shove off this mortal coil and let some other species rise up and take our place. There is no place in the universe for us like this.

uncle phil · 02-15-2008, 03:19 PM

four legs good;
two legs bad...

ring · 02-15-2008, 03:38 PM

A three legged race.....?

Uhhh..
I have no complaints to report at this time...
I'm outta here...
See ya...

Tophat665 · 02-29-2008, 09:34 PM

My complaint is that I can't muster a good complaint right now. Oh, except that the bridge of my nose has a painful by not particularly visible zit on it that's driving me BUGFUCK!

jewels · 03-01-2008, 05:38 AM

I can't find anyone around here who'll make me breakfast.

02-12-2008, 09:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	The Complaint Department I hereby appoint this thread the capability of logging all complaints, both real and imagined. Posting the complaint will nullify the existence of said complaint, so once you've complained, it's all good. Here's my beginning contribution: Work is slow today for some odd reason. I'm bored shitless. I'm horny (lots of men around but no one I want, waaaa) I'm broke. I'm hungry and it's not lunchtime. __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

02-12-2008, 10:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i didn't sleep at all last night........fuckin' mixing/mastering my tunes all night.......i'm damn tired. oh yeah.......and joe keeps fucking bugging me...... __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

02-12-2008, 12:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
ring Facilitator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: now	people have complained that I don't complain enough; bye bye nullify. __________________ You're never going to catch me, because I'm not running away. - ring

02-12-2008, 12:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
levite Psycho Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hollywood	I'm f'ing sick of writing my final papers. __________________ "How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich." Woody Allen

02-12-2008, 01:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	'ckin' whiners... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-12-2008, 10:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Yonder	My neck hurts. I didn't sleep well last night.

02-12-2008, 10:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
BadNick sometimes Bad...sometimes not Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	TO THE TFP COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT I hereby submit my complaint: people just complain too much about minor relatively insignificant things. Look around the world and be grateful for what you have. Look at the bright side of life. Not to say things can't improve, but don't dwell on the negative minor crap while you're working on improvements. Unlike jewels, I'm busy as hell in work today; actually that's as usual ...mainly because most people here don't know what the f**k they're doing so unless it's blatantly stupid obvious, I have to make the decisions and figure it out. Well, at least they pay me for it. I just ordered a tuna grinder for lunch ...a fine Italian roll made at the little sandwich shop, with only albacore white tuna, Hellmans mayo, provolone, tomato, lettuce, raw onion ...then toasted lightly in their pizza oven. Damn, this sambo is so good I can see how it can make you horny.

02-12-2008, 12:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Join Date: Dec 2007	I complain, therefore I am. Complaining is part of the job here. I could probably fill the server with the litany I've heard the past few days. I could put a small dent in it just by myself. I won't bore you with all of them, but if any good ones come up, I'll let you know.

02-13-2008, 06:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Here. No, not there... here.	I wish to complain about a 'winning' lottery ticket I bought just recently. I actually wanted the first division but imagine my surprise when it turns out I only had four numbers and barely got my money back. I believe this to be due to no fault of my own and demand an immediate upgrade. I'm not totally unreasonable and am quite happy to wait a short while for my millions to be transferred to my account. Please be sure to rectify whatever faulty sales device/technique has occurred to bring about this obvious mistake.

02-13-2008, 06:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	It's raining and nasty outside. Bummer. I wanna go play in a puddle and I can't. __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

02-13-2008, 06:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i miss Nancy............. __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

02-13-2008, 06:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northcoast	I'm still upset that Skittle Bowl isn't an olympic event......

02-13-2008, 08:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
BadNick sometimes Bad...sometimes not Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm complaining about the same nasty weather here!!! And on top of that, my one boy decides this morning he will meet his buddy at the local Borders ...which won't even be open for a couple hours... and they will walk to school together in this cold downpour, not to mention the delayed school opening, so I'm sure he'll be sitting in school all day dripping wet. Ahhh, no you are not doing that I told him but I got nothing but a lot of complaints on that ...reminded me of this thread and you guys.

02-13-2008, 05:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
Charlatan Drinking Your Milkshake Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lion City	My morning coffee is crap. __________________ “I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization.” - Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes

02-13-2008, 06:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beautiful British Columbia	my kids are really pissin' me off right now. __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

02-13-2008, 07:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In beautiful Como Park, St. Paul, MN	Ain't got none, but haven't any. Life is good. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-14-2008, 05:30 AM	#18 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	It's absolutely gorgeous outside. I'm complaining 'cause I can't share it with those of you with less perfect weather today. __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

02-14-2008, 05:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	'ckin' cold over on this side of the peninsula... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-14-2008, 05:49 AM	#20 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	Same here, but it's sunny and it feels GOOD! 59 right now I think, how's by you? __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

02-14-2008, 05:58 AM	#21 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	44... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-14-2008, 06:05 AM	#22 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! That IS cold. :shudders: Come on down, that 15 degrees makes a diff, ya know. __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

02-14-2008, 07:53 AM	#23 (permalink)
BadNick sometimes Bad...sometimes not Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Formal Complaint I bought a bunch of chocolate covered macadamia nuts last night and they're already all gone.

02-15-2008, 04:40 AM	#24 (permalink)
Hain Pretty far out, man! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: across the Atlantic pond	Hey world! Westboro Baptist Church and all other Religious Fundamentalists/Extremists Nationaldemokratische Partei Deutschlands NIU Shootings and all similar school shootings Assud the Hamas Bunny Scientologists Time for all of us to shove off this mortal coil and let some other species rise up and take our place. There is no place in the universe for us like this.

02-15-2008, 03:19 PM	#25 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	four legs good; two legs bad... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-15-2008, 03:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
ring Facilitator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: now	A three legged race.....? Uhhh.. I have no complaints to report at this time... I'm outta here... See ya... __________________ You're never going to catch me, because I'm not running away. - ring Last edited by ring; 02-15-2008 at 04:57 PM. Reason: Toned it down a tad.

02-29-2008, 09:34 PM	#27 (permalink)
Tophat665 The Evil Midnight Bomber wot Bombs at Midnight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northeast Jesusland	My complaint is that I can't muster a good complaint right now. Oh, except that the bridge of my nose has a painful by not particularly visible zit on it that's driving me BUGFUCK! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-01-2008, 05:38 AM	#28 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	I can't find anyone around here who'll make me breakfast. __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

03-01-2008, 08:36 AM	#29 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beautiful British Columbia