Crompsin

WillRavel, I found your new date.

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Merleniau: "Your face is old and moldy!"

Willravel

I've just forwarded that to all my Muslim friends.

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ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌlos uɐɔ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔuɐɹouƃı ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʇou sı ʇı 'sɯǝlqoɹd ǝʇɐǝɹɔ uɐɔ ǝƃpǝlʍouʞ ɟı

uncle phil

"here, piggy-piggy..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

I have one just like that in hot pink, but I save it for special occasions.

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Politics is applesauce.


- Will Rogers

Tophat665

So, honey, wanna pork?

Nice looking girl, but too boaring.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

KellyC

Hahahahahahahaha!!! I love puns!!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Charlatan

Bad puns... I think you need to quit while you are ahead.

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“I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization.” - Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes

Tophat665

I think I'll quit when I am one of those pig heads. Until then, I'll try and keep a few stinkers bacon in the mental oven.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Charlatan

I hear she gives good head.

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“I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization.” - Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes

Tophat665

And she's up front about it.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.