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Old 03-19-2008, 11:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Fuck I say, FUCK!

Fuck. Seriously. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

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Old 03-19-2008, 11:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2008, 11:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What's the big fucking deal bitch?

Oh fuck off, you magnificent fucker!
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Old 03-19-2008, 11:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2008, 12:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Can we take this out in the f**king alley?
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Old 03-19-2008, 12:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You assholes are slithering in the shitty gutters with all this fucking vulgar language. Get a fucking life!

This must be a recent picture of you bitches and bastards






ahhh, thanks, I needed that.

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Old 03-19-2008, 03:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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shit piss cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat...

(I fucked your mom)

I love that song
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Old 03-20-2008, 02:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2008, 04:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2008, 05:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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now that's my kinda fucking word..........
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Old 03-20-2008, 05:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2008, 05:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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fuck u.p., dat jon don't even sound right.


Around Philly mostly #3 is too popular, but urban dictionary has #6 as:

6. Jon
Known to titty fuck goats while getting a reach around from a squirrel.

I heard you got a Jon last night.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Let's all fuck.

For the fucking good of fucking manfuckingkind.
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:35 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Fuckin' A........
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XYZ.
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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As an acquaintance of mine said after a great deal of Scotch and Peruvian marching powder, some decades ago: " The world is my fucking oyster. Fuckity fuck fuck."
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 06:21 PM   #19 (permalink)
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If you fucking kids don't stop fucking around right now, I'll turn this fucking car around right fucking now!
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:34 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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love, peace, joy to all
What the fuck???
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:31 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I say! Fuck! My good woman, what manner of fucknuggetry be this?
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Old 03-22-2008, 10:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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All this filthy Fokken language, makes me want to Peuk.
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Fuck. Hey, it is fun.
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i smile,
under the fuckery of it all.
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:40 PM   #30 (permalink)
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