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Everyone I know that has tried Red Bull for the most part likes it, but like myself, none of us can figure out what it all tastes like! I know I know the taste from somewhere, but I have no clue what it is.

So my question is, what does Red Bull's taste remind you of?

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not having ever partaken of that particular libation, i have no freaking idea...

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liquid smarties......

BadNick

ugh ...I hate that shit. But smarties is close since to me that tastes like overly sweet chemically enhanced candy. Of course anything would taste half decent mixed 50/50 with decent vodka...but why spoil the vodka when you can mix it with something else ...anything else! Sorry, I just hate that crap. IMO stay away and if you're so addicted to caffine that you need it ...well stop it.

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::claps:: Yes!

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Redlemon

Desperation. And battery acid.

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Profits.

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A bad batch of fluoride rinse.

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Tophat665

Take the yellowy clear stuff that comes out of a zit that's already been popped, mixed 8 to 1 with robotussin, and fed to a diabetic rat in an artificial sweetener toxicity test. That rat's urine would taste like red bull.

It gives your lunch wings.

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chucktaylor

close, but I always thought it tastes like liquid gummy bears (although I only drank it once... 10 years ago and didnt like it.

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BadNick

gummi bears are GOOD! ...Red Bull is snot

chucktaylor

They ARE good, but I wouldnt drink a beverage made out of 'em *bah*
And Red Bull tastes like these really bad bears with a lot of chemical ingredients. I like the natural ones

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BadNick

Agreed. I just pick them right off the gummibush in my yard, fresh and natural



...unlike Red Bull which IMO tastes like a concoction of bull piss...well more like bull bile since it has taurine in it:

Taurine: also known as 2-aminoethanesulfonic acid, taurine was originally isolated from bull bile in 1827. Now it is also made synthetically.

Strangely enough, or maybe not, when you google "bull piss" you'll see a couple links and pics of Red Bull. I rest my case.

lotsofmagnets

OMFG a gummi bear tree

/me lines up

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Far as I can tell, Red Bull tastes very much like a cocktail of Robitussin, flat Dr Pepper, slightly spoiled Maneschewitz sweet wine, and the stuff dentists put on your teeth to bond and seal them.

It is undoubtedly one of the worst-tasting beverages I have ever had, in addition to which, its "energy lift" was markedly short in duration, and caused a certain unpleasant queasiness.

Why anyone would drink it on purpose is beyond me.

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ottopilot

The worst thing about Red Bull are the runny Red Bullshits afterwards.

"it burns!"

twistedmosaic

It tastes exactly like the little pastel gummy cars for sale at Ikea (or, I assume, in Sweden).

Someone go try some and tell me they don't!

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I think Red Bull tastes like carbonated Necco Wafers...*shudder*. Why anyone would ruin perfectly good vodka with this nasty concoction is beyond me.

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jewels

That's the perfect description of the taste.

Yeccchhh! Eating spoonfuls of sugar would be a less expensive and more natural alternative.

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zombies like red bull

ottopilot

yeah that, and it's all covered with sweat...

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