Astrocloud

This is what I had for dinner. I took a local brew and boiled some hotdogs in it. Some might say that it's a waste of a beer -but I have plenty.

First you need some simple ingredients. I like Trader Joes brand stuff:




Those would be honey wheat hotdog buns.



Pour the entire bottle in and add a little water. Be sure to poke holes in the weiners with a fork -it'll let the beer in.


You might want to have an extra beer handy -to drink.

While my wieners are boiling get the buns ready:



You might want to drink another beer at this point. This time see how fast you can drink it. The trick is to open up your throat, but there is no shotgunning from a bottle.... unless you're crazy.



Now that your weiners are boiling you should drink another beer. This time slowly, savor the flavor. If you drink it too fast -you might want to drink another one. The reason is that the weiners need time to cook.

Carefully load the weiners into the buns.



If you burn your hand at this point -you will need to get a cold beer out of the refridgerator. Hold it against the burn. Open it and drink it.

Much better now... time to taste my weiner.

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uncle phil

you should now be in the mood to lift someone's kilt...

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ottopilot

Lot's of good one-liners to quote out of context too!

Fly

it's all about the beer isn't it bro?

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BadNick

Excellent D.I.Y. guide and technical article...congrats and thanks.

Though I love a good hotdog, I don't have time for it right now, so I'll just have a few beers to remind me how good they are...one as a toast to you.

MexicanOnABike

very nice! all beeef. that's the way it should be. and with beer too!!

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Astrocloud

35 pageviews of people who want to see me taste my own weiner.

You guys are sick.

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uncle phil

hey, you're the one advertising his weiner...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

'Fessin' up.

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SSJTWIZTA

haha! yeah i was a bit curious.

but man, that sounds like it would be delicious. next time i have some beer to use in such a manor (20 years down the road, probably) im going to give this a try.

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BadNick

I'm printing this quote from you and handing it in to our personnel department to justify taking off a couple sick days this week.

Do you also give out prescriptions...or may I assume that a few hotdogs and beers will make me feel better?

Giant Hamburger

Is it kosher to taste your own weiner?

Leto

I see you have your own Kiltlifter brand of brew... Very good.

uncle phil

so, who's gonna peek first?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

blahblah454

IMPORTANT!

There actually is a way to shotgun a bottle of beer, and I feel that I must let you all know.

You need only one item...

One plastic straw with the bend in it.

Now all you do is stick the straw into the beer and hold it to the side, the bend comes out the mouth of the beer and you bend in so that it goes back up the neck of the bottle. Then you just form a seal around the mouth of the beer, with the straw hanging out the top, tilt er back and chug!

The straw allows air to enter the bottle, and you can drink it down in about 2-4 seconds. MUCH more efficient and less messy than shotgunning a can.

Now you all must go out and shotgun from a bottle with your newfound skill!!!

ottopilot

Astro, was your wiener tasty AND delicious?

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Astrocloud

You are right although it's a little awkward with the straw sticking out of the bottle.



It was. Today I had them nuked and it wasn't half as good.

Are you wearing a kilt?

Very Kosher -even for a Goy like myself.

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Charlatan

Question: Why are you naked in these shots?

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uncle phil

where's the freakin' pizza?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

Wrong thread. That one is over there ->

Wouldn't your mom like to know?

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blahblah454

No you fool!!! You need a bendy straw! It works awesome with a bendy one!!

Astrocloud

Shortly after I tasted my own weiner I had a tuna melt.

That would be homemade rye bread; a tuna steak and a piece of cheese. All lathered in a secret sauce which is ketchup based and NOT that nasty tartar crap that builds up on your teeth.

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uncle phil

ever been to nantucket?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I once new a girl from nantucket.

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"All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes" - H.L. Mencken
"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

genuinegirly

That tunamelt looks disgusting. But then again, I don't eat tuna. The bread looks tasty, though.

Nifty idea to make hot dogs in beer. I'll pass that one on to friends.

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ottopilot

Tuna, the other gray meat ... it's not just for dinner anymore.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

vermin

I applaud the choice of muenster for cheesiness.
Never had a tuna steak, just the canned oily mush.
I've baked bread before and I like rye, but I could never find rye flour the few times that I've looked for it.