pocon1

nothing to say

Bear Cub

That's only YOUR opinion.

Besides, only 7 presidents in the US's history have been lefties, with Clinton and Hoover hilighting the list.

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Hain

Is there a discussion here? Chalk this one up to the Tilted Humorous Political Nonsense Forum.

Willravel

Ambidextrous people go both ways.

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Hain

That's what she said.

Halx

Nonsense in 3.. 2...

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ottopilot

Smiles are nice. Obama is a good smiler.

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Tophat665

Old men talk about their experience because, at the end, that's all they actually have....

Obama will win because the Droidmasters of Piingo IX designed him to win.

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coldhands

I want to see what the world will do if PODUS is named "Obama". I mean, it is one letter from Osama. Perhaps people will stop hating us so much.

(well, that, and we have to stop killing people for oil and power)

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Tophat665

And one of Dick Nixon's names was no letters from Dick. (And another was Milhouse, for chrissakes.) What's your point?

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ring

What's a PODUS?

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Tophat665

Prez O' Deez United Statez (I guess)

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ring

POTUS rhymes with LOTUS.

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Sion

Your argument would be much more compelling if you'd put it this way:

Because the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, and vice versa, only left-handed people are in their right minds.

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Tophat665

Talk about a left handed compliment!

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ottopilot

Obama will be president because his name spelled backwards is Amabo Kcarab.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

Tophat665

Obama will become president, as he has been hand selected by the Pentavirate to replace Colonel Sanders and the fellow from Pop-Eyes who replaced him and recently kicked the bucket (as it were).

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ottopilot

Because Obama's true identity is "Frozone" and is certified in the ways of Hai Karate aftershave.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

dlish

cos he got game! whens the last time you saw a presidant call out school kids for a game of Bball???

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Tophat665

Obama will be president because McCain was replaced with Folger's crystals, and nobody noticed.

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ottopilot

Obama is a friend to cheese.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

Tophat665

Is Obama's mama a llama?

Obama bends spoons with his mind.

Obama can make Chuck Norris cry like a kindergardener.

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ring

Obama hey bama, bama bama oh, bama hey bama oh bama.

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ottopilot

Obama will be president because he can get people out of dead-end jobs by reclassifying them as cul-de-sac.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

coldhands

sorry...forgot this was the nonsence board...I have absolutely no point.

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-Werner Erhard

ottopilot

Obama will become president because he uses stationary.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

ottopilot

Obama will become president because Jesse Jackson didn't really cut off his nuts.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

Tophat665

Jesse Jackson hasn't cut my nuts off, and yet I'm not in the running. No, the real reason Obama will be president is that Jessie broke 13 knives, 4 machetes, a claymore, a katana, a reciprocating saw, three pairs of bolt cutters, a surgical bone saw, and two chainsaws trying to cut off Obama's nuts, and only left him with a baby smooth scrotum.

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Sion

Tophat, I find your knowledge of the state of Obama's nuts a bit disturbing.

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