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UKking · 07-08-2008, 08:35 AM

What would the first thing you say be?

Miss Mango · 07-08-2008, 08:36 AM

that was a great four min...ZzzzZZzzzzZZZzz

ottopilot · 07-08-2008, 08:38 AM

Oh Jeez, look at the time... gotta go!

Fly · 07-08-2008, 06:58 PM

wanna smoke one now?

SSJTWIZTA · 07-08-2008, 07:54 PM

*yawn...stretch* pass the bong, man.

ottopilot · 07-08-2008, 11:47 PM

hey there funny-face...

blahblah454 · 07-09-2008, 08:13 PM

"Wow, this is uhhh.... awkward. Well seeing as we probably already got the introductions out of the way, care for another go?"

...just kidding

BadNick · 07-10-2008, 09:08 AM

I waited and waited for somebody more "my type" to be above me but I could wait no longer...so to blahblah454 I would say

"...so how's the petroleum industry in Alberta doing now adays?"

blahblah454 · 07-10-2008, 05:18 PM

And to which I would respond:

"Its insane how much money the companies are pumping out to increase infrastructure. BC, AB, and SK are all booming like crazy. It is a very exciting time to be in the industry. Now can you go grab me a glass of OJ and cook me some eggs?"

Fly · 07-10-2008, 09:17 PM

gas,grass or ass man?

talk to me praire boy..........

*damn i miss being in Calgary.....good times*

blahblah454 · 07-10-2008, 10:57 PM

Dude, your ass is hairier than mine. And that property in BC you have owns Calgary any day.

ottopilot · 07-10-2008, 11:08 PM

What the... why does everything smell like ass?

BadNick · 07-11-2008, 08:35 AM

I was hoping for something more fishy...ass will do in a pinch. Hey, gotta get to work now...we're manufacturing little valves as fast as we can and shipping thousands to Alberta and that region. Call me sometime.

Tophat665 · 07-12-2008, 08:48 AM

So let's go head out and fish that big pool under the falls today, OK?

jewels · 07-14-2008, 06:53 AM

Make me laugh, baby.

ottopilot · 07-15-2008, 09:31 AM

Ow! .... My back's all scratched and scabbed to the sheets!

BadNick · 07-15-2008, 02:02 PM

It wasn't me...I'm gentle. Musta been that crazy bitch you were with.

07-08-2008, 08:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
UKking Crazy Join Date: Jul 2007	If You Woke Up With The Person Above You In Bed... What would the first thing you say be?

07-08-2008, 08:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
ottopilot capstan flanging Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Waddy Peytona	Oh Jeez, look at the time... gotta go! __________________ "All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes" - H.L. Mencken "continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

07-08-2008, 06:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wanna smoke one now? __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

07-08-2008, 07:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Passed out on the Lawn Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Georgia	yawn...stretch pass the bong, man. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

07-08-2008, 11:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
ottopilot capstan flanging Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Waddy Peytona	hey there funny-face... __________________ "All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes" - H.L. Mencken "continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

07-08-2008, 08:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Miss Mango Psycho Join Date: Nov 2006	that was a great four min...ZzzzZZzzzzZZZzz

07-09-2008, 08:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On the road...	"Wow, this is uhhh.... awkward. Well seeing as we probably already got the introductions out of the way, care for another go?" ...just kidding

07-10-2008, 09:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
BadNick sometimes Bad...sometimes not Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I waited and waited for somebody more "my type" to be above me but I could wait no longer...so to blahblah454 I would say "...so how's the petroleum industry in Alberta doing now adays?"

07-10-2008, 05:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On the road...	And to which I would respond: "Its insane how much money the companies are pumping out to increase infrastructure. BC, AB, and SK are all booming like crazy. It is a very exciting time to be in the industry. Now can you go grab me a glass of OJ and cook me some eggs?"

07-10-2008, 09:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Beautiful British Columbia	gas,grass or ass man? talk to me praire boy.......... damn i miss being in Calgary.....good times __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

07-10-2008, 10:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On the road...	Dude, your ass is hairier than mine. And that property in BC you have owns Calgary any day.

07-10-2008, 11:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
ottopilot capstan flanging Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Waddy Peytona	What the... why does everything smell like ass? __________________ "All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes" - H.L. Mencken "continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

07-11-2008, 08:35 AM	#13 (permalink)
BadNick sometimes Bad...sometimes not Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I was hoping for something more fishy...ass will do in a pinch. Hey, gotta get to work now...we're manufacturing little valves as fast as we can and shipping thousands to Alberta and that region. Call me sometime.

07-12-2008, 08:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
Tophat665 The Evil Midnight Bomber wot Bombs at Midnight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northeast Jesusland	So let's go head out and fish that big pool under the falls today, OK? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-14-2008, 06:53 AM	#15 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Space Coast	Make me laugh, baby. __________________ Politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

07-15-2008, 09:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
ottopilot capstan flanging Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Waddy Peytona	Ow! .... My back's all scratched and scabbed to the sheets! __________________ "All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes" - H.L. Mencken "continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

07-15-2008, 02:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
BadNick sometimes Bad...sometimes not Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	It wasn't me...I'm gentle. Musta been that crazy bitch you were with.