ipollux

sorry, we really can't have pics or vids of people under 18 on the forum...

BadNick

Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.

ipollux

Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

ottopilot

That's just utter nonsense... keep up the good work!

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BadNick

Nonsense, nothing is perfect.

grumpyolddude

kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?

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ipollux

Tis good you are living up to your username.

grumpyolddude

They should allow you to lilnk, just not embed.
Check it out.

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paddyjoe

if you moved Tis around, you would get it's, except you would need to add one of these '.

fascinating!

uncle phil

apocryphal...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

With pj mentioning "Tis" and "it's" ...I can't help but think of tits.

Making Light: Styrofoam tits

jewels

'Tis tits? Couldn't find those, but did see Gore tits.

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ring

Epitome is a pinnacle.

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uncle phil

pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...

ring

"A tisket a tasket....

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BadNick

oh my...those Gore tits are quite the bountiful basketful....very nice. I also like the supplemental decorations.

ottopilot

no... Al's tits are much bigger.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

Tophat665

No no, don't call him Shirley. That'll only make him more nonsensical.

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jewels

I thought Shirley was a lady ?

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Politics is applesauce.


- Will Rogers

BadNick

Whoever it was, they named an aqueduct after him/her.

Shirley Aqueduct carrying the Stratford upon Avon canal over the River Cole & road on bedge of Majors Green

uncle phil

taken by a beach boy...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

When Mr Wilson had a bout of the flu and lost his voice in 1968, he resorted to shooting bridges, aqueducts and double-headed aliens for the Philadelphia Enquirer.

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Politics is applesauce.


- Will Rogers

Sion

you forgot the part about "you meddling kids..."

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My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

ottopilot

And pee-knuckle is what you get when someone bumps into you at the urinal.

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"All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes" - H.L. Mencken
"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

uncle phil

wash hands, rinse, repeat...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

at least it wasn't a poop-knuckle.

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"continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it." - George Washington on political parties

Poppinjay

But then you could give somebody both a knuckle and shit sandwich at the same time.

Frank Sinatra would be in heaven. I mean if he weren't.

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