RetroGunslinger

So, I went online today and looked over my subscriptions on the Tube, and I found this little nugget. I tell you now, this girl must have the genes of a python.

is the best girlfriend EVER.

Discuss.

Spoiler: EDIT: Okay, these links suck. Fix it. I can't even fucking Rick Roll properly. This is fucked up.

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To summarize:

It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

The best porn is gun porn.

It's only rape if the bitch lives.

Suffer For Your Art

blahblah454

Way to fail retro!!

RetroGunslinger

My life is being turned upside down!!

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To summarize:

It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

The best porn is gun porn.

It's only rape if the bitch lives.

Suffer For Your Art

BadNick

Maybe you need a nice girlfriend to help you get straightened out.

uncle phil

lead 'em to freedom...
suck 'em and fuck 'em...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Baraka_Guru

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Redlemon

I would like to thank Cynthetiq for the great auto-linking feature that causes this Rickroll to fail.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

ironman

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If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong

LoganSnake

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uncle phil

do you all really want to hear about that drive-in in colorado springs?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jinn

wait what? what drivethrough?

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If you struggle with something your entire life, try harder.
Awareness without action is worthless, and failure is not an accident.

Cynthetiq

must uncheck "Automatically embed media (requires automatic parsing of links in text to be on)."

it now works as intended...

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, Indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Independent, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Redlemon

Aww, you spoiled it.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

The_Jazz

You might need this, too.

hijump.gif

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
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RetroGunslinger

I'm blond, I'm entitled to my mistakes.

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To summarize:

It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

The best porn is gun porn.

It's only rape if the bitch lives.

Suffer For Your Art

uncle phil

sooo '70s...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I need a shower

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fingofongo

EFF

Church

lol, as I was following links through YouTube from the RickRoll, I came across this and just laughed my ass off. Not sure why, might be because its late, heh.

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