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Old 04-21-2003, 01:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I donno what position to pick...
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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missionary?

doggy style?
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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can i be second base?

either that or the emperor supreme's master .
i like emperor's supreme master better
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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how come i don't get a cool position? is this a sexist army?
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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how come i don't get a cool position? is this a sexist army?
ok ok

you can bet the secretary of interior decorating
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I pick my own position...
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I pick my own position...
i din't think that'll work

try another
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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But i like the one i pick......

You say, "To join pick a position and then add this line to your sig..."

I picked my position...and added the line...isn't that enough?
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i'll join as long as you make weed legal and i get to kill some one and date the girl of my dreams
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i'll join as long as you make weed legal and i get to kill some one and date the girl of my dreams
as long as you don't want to kill me or take my girl away we're cool
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm still in by the way....as the BOSS
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:15 AM   #17 (permalink)
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sweet just a few more henchmen to go
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:19 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:52 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Can I be the Head Nurse?
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Hey now if you want to be in you need to add the line to your sig
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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qpid...can we get a list of those in and thier positions?
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Count me in... I wanna be the Head of Ass-Whoopings and Quiche Baking.
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:18 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Can I be the Head Nurse?
Count Me in qpid, I will be the Head Nurses Cunning Linguist, just incase she needs some......."translation"
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:25 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:42 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:15 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:26 PM   #30 (permalink)
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is anyone head of operations yet? If not im in
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:30 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:36 PM   #32 (permalink)
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