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Old 07-16-2009, 03:29 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Someone to clean my bathroom
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:53 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Bear Cub, What's ages for you? A couple of hours?

Sex. Sex would make me very, very happy.
WEEKS.

And sadly, the pickins are slim in these parts. It may be YEARS before I get laid again by someone other than a hooker. All the women 'round these parts attend the Baptist college down the street. It looks like a Sarah Plain and Tall look-alike contest.
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:23 PM   #83 (permalink)
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A 32 oz. Diet Coke and a 2x pepperoni 2x sausage pizza from this amazing place nearby.

I would actually GET this and be happy but i'm too damn lazy and broke
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:36 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Some body conscious nearby.
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Old 07-21-2009, 04:29 PM   #85 (permalink)
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I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd probably end up with my friend's ex-wife.
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:14 PM   #86 (permalink)
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a hug.
i just really need a fucking hug.
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:18 PM   #87 (permalink)
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a hug.
i just really need a fucking hug.
[HUG]Noodle
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:04 PM   #88 (permalink)
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I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd probably end up with my friend's ex-wife.
Awesome.


I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd end up with a dead alcoholic.














I want something cold and alcoholic.
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:17 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I have no idea how I could be happier.
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:57 PM   #90 (permalink)
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syrup de hydrocodone
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:27 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Something with a fried egg on top of it.
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:06 AM   #92 (permalink)
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A date with a girl that likes firefly and doesn't mind the fact that my phone has the Darkwing Duck Theme Song as my ringtone.
So, hey, what are your plans tomorrow?



A new bed would definitely make me extra happy right now. This one sucks. A lot.
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:27 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Detachable gills.
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:12 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:19 PM   #95 (permalink)
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A super hot bath.

And I fink I just might have one in a bit.
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:34 PM   #96 (permalink)
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a hug.
i just really need a fucking hug.
big one from me, sweetheart...
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:09 AM   #97 (permalink)
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A caramel macchiato from Starbucks. But I'm not going anywhere in this rain.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:10 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Kisses. Lots of 'em.
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Old 07-30-2009, 09:52 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Having her here.
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Old 07-30-2009, 10:25 AM   #100 (permalink)
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for my fucking clutch in my fucking mower to fucking work........



john deere pain in the ass i tell ya'
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Old 07-30-2009, 11:13 AM   #101 (permalink)
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You knew how to turn it on?
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Old 07-30-2009, 11:33 AM   #102 (permalink)
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hell ya'.........just found out i blew the clutch.......$200 bones later......


damn it.
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:17 AM   #103 (permalink)
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If you could call me Stuart.
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:28 AM   #104 (permalink)
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To be lose about 40lb overnight, and have the metabolism and appetite reduction to keep it off.

Alternatively, if I could learn to love exercise, that would also be good!
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:11 PM   #105 (permalink)
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if someone would mix all this fucking Farm Jam IV music for me.......


gonna take me forever..............but i guess that's a good thing
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:11 PM   #106 (permalink)
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If you could call me Stuart.
i hereby deem you "stuart..."
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:54 AM   #107 (permalink)
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I'd like to get tired right now
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:39 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Seriously, I'd have a hard time assuming someone meant "filthy pig" in a non-sarcastic way.

Who the hell calls somebody a filthy pig and is being literal?

Hey! I guess I should have joined in earlier... I'm not just sarcastic but also cynical and jaded too.

I'd probably be happier if I wasn't.
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:26 PM   #109 (permalink)
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A beach, a joint, a big soft blanket and my dog.
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:04 PM   #110 (permalink)
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A beach, a joint, a big soft blanket and my dog.



oh yeah........sign me up.........and don't forget the wobbly pops
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:02 AM   #111 (permalink)
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wobbly pops
I had to look this up.
*sigh* I'm so old.

Right now what would make me happy iiiiiiiissss.........

...the ability to fly. That'd be cool. Plus it's really nice outside this morning.
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:21 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:44 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Banishing all the insipid smilies (emoticons), lols, wtfs, lmaos..etc,
to the Island of misfit toys, and then onwards to the ninth circle of hell.
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Old 08-08-2009, 02:08 AM   #114 (permalink)
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spooning
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Old 08-08-2009, 02:46 AM   #115 (permalink)
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**raises hand**

I'll get the ice cream ...
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Old 08-08-2009, 07:33 AM   #116 (permalink)
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Banishing all the insipid smilies (emoticons), lols, wtfs, lmaos..etc,
to the Island of misfit toys, and then onwards to the ninth circle of hell.
ahhh, malebolge...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 08-08-2009, 08:59 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:27 PM   #118 (permalink)
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My girlfriend, firmly implanted with my tongue.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:37 PM   #119 (permalink)
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id like to twang a hippy on the nose with my finger.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:51 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Someone to wash my back in the shower I'm going to take in a moment would be nice..
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