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Punk.of.Ages · 08-09-2009, 03:58 PM

Washing PonyPotato's back...

noodle · 08-09-2009, 04:05 PM

i need a spoon.

CinnamonGirl · 08-09-2009, 04:21 PM

Kisses. Long. Slow. Deep.

Yeah.

Punk.of.Ages · 08-09-2009, 04:24 PM

Spooning with noodle, and long slow kisses with Cinn!

I'll hit on all of you. Keep posting!

wooÐs · 08-09-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meathed

id like to twang a hippy on the nose with my finger.

LOL
I'm about 96% sure I like your style.

I would be extra happy knowing my Father wasn't having open heart surgery this morning. Leaving in a few hours for the hospital with him and Mom. This is going to suck.

But they do have a Starbuck's in the hospital so that's a perk.

Punk.of.Ages · 08-09-2009, 11:55 PM

Good job giving me absolutely nothing to pervert your post with without coming off as a complete asshole, Woods...

wooÐs · 08-10-2009, 12:31 AM

No, it's cool.

Not even racist jokes about starving, Ethiopian orphans offend me.

uncle phil · 08-10-2009, 03:56 AM

sunshine...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-10-2009, 12:49 PM

Doing a face-plant in my woman's lap makes me extra happy. (Hell, I'm a dog.)

vainღ♥♡jane · 08-11-2009, 08:51 PM

mushroom parmesan penne

CinnamonGirl · 08-12-2009, 12:44 AM

A deep-tissue massage. Yes, please!

vainღ♥♡jane · 08-12-2009, 10:21 AM

washing my hair and making it curly, and something salty

wooÐs · 08-13-2009, 09:20 AM

To be empty of poop. Backed up for a couple days now.
And to be out of my funk.

wooÐs · 08-17-2009, 03:21 AM

being in bed with a certain someone.
no sex - just being there all mushy like.

*sigh*

Xerxys · 08-17-2009, 10:45 AM

The ability of raising +>$4000 before December.

Baraka_Guru · 08-17-2009, 10:49 AM

A fucking C. I don't have it at work or at home, and today it "feels like" 41 C/ 105 F (i.e humidex). You know what it "feels like"? It feels like I'm sitting in a puddle of sweat.

Plan9 · 08-17-2009, 10:50 AM

I want the blue pill for the last 2 years.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-17-2009, 02:48 PM

A phone call.

wooÐs · 08-29-2009, 05:19 AM

Some extra $.

And a long thunderstorm.

PonyPotato · 08-29-2009, 05:21 AM

To hear the basement door open and my dad's footsteps coming up the stairs.

Fly · 08-29-2009, 05:26 AM

if everyone got what would make them happy......

Poppinjay · 08-29-2009, 05:52 AM

A bowl of mixed fruit, coffee the way it used to taste when it was new to me, cool weather, no worries, puppies and kittens.

noodle · 08-29-2009, 05:54 AM

someone making me pancakes in the kitchen. with brummel and brown and tupelo honey.

Bear Cub · 08-29-2009, 10:41 AM

A good old-fashioned murder.

dd3953 · 08-29-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inBOIL

A job in my chosen field.

knowing my 'chosen field' would be nice ... but a winning lottery ticket (one for $500 a week for life) would be even better

wooÐs · 08-29-2009, 03:08 PM

A full and complete collection of essential oils, herbs, woods and resins. Because I'd have my own little, well big, aromatherapy library.

Fly · 08-29-2009, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs

A full and complete collection of herb

me too..........

wooÐs · 08-29-2009, 04:16 PM

Gawd, what I'd do for a bud right now.

Just... one... bud...

It's been almost a year I think.

Spuddeeez · 08-29-2009, 04:33 PM

a vacation where I could really chill, perhaps also meditate (not much experience with meditation)

Bear Cub · 08-29-2009, 04:37 PM

A petite woman to pistol whip and fuck.

ring · 08-29-2009, 04:49 PM

Psilocybin date-bars, and a grape Nehi.

wooÐs · 08-29-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear Cub

A petite woman to pistol whip and fuck.

I hate that about being 5'10".

We're never victims

.

wooÐs · 09-01-2009, 03:32 AM

A massive seafood platter.

With fried shrimp, fried clams, fried oysters, a small lobster tail, crab legs, hush puppies and a loaded baked potato.

And tartar and cocktail sauces and drawn butter.

And Coca Cola.

salad is lol.

uncle phil · 09-01-2009, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs

A massive seafood platter.

With fried shrimp, fried clams, fried oysters, a small lobster tail, crab legs, hush puppies and a loaded baked potato.

And tartar and cocktail sauces and drawn butter.

And Coca Cola.

salad is lol.

i'll second that, substitute some oysters rockefeller for the fried oysters and put the tartar sauce back in the fridge...

wooÐs · 09-01-2009, 05:15 AM

I adore seafood. It's one of my comfort foods - especially fried lol.

When I did Atkins years ago, I'd plop myself in front of the tv with 2 big bowls and a cup - not to be confused with 2 girls, 1 cup. 1 of crab legs, 1 for the shells and the cup of drawn butter.

Bear Cub · 09-01-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs

A massive seafood platter.

With fried shrimp, fried clams, fried oysters, a small lobster tail, crab legs, hush puppies and a loaded baked potato.

And tartar and cocktail sauces and drawn butter.

And Coca Cola.

salad is lol.

That sounds fucking incredible right now, but scratch the fried oysters and give me a spicy Crawfish boil.

And I hear you on the 5'10" thing. Bear Cub is sized appropriately for a cub at 5'7", so he has a midget complex.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-01-2009, 05:24 PM

Somebody to talk with.

wooÐs · 09-01-2009, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear Cub

That sounds fucking incredible right now, but scratch the fried oysters and give me a spicy Crawfish boil.

And I hear you on the 5'10" thing. Bear Cub is sized appropriately for a cub at 5'7", so he has a midget complex.

I loooove crawfish!

Wanna piggy back ride?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-02-2009, 12:32 PM

That did it!

---------- Post added at 11:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 AM ----------

That did it!

thirdsun · 09-07-2009, 02:37 PM

a frosty frozen margarita...oh, here it is!

08-09-2009, 03:58 PM	#121 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation. Blog Entries: 20	Washing PonyPotato's back... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-09-2009, 04:05 PM	#122 (permalink)
noodle Way Precious Location: with all your base. Blog Entries: 192	i need a spoon. __________________ Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. ~ House You don't have to be noisy to be effective. ~~ Philip Crosby

08-09-2009, 04:21 PM	#123 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl Gypsy in the Palace Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell Blog Entries: 47	Kisses. Long. Slow. Deep. Yeah. __________________ "If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead." "Never trust a woman who loves the blues."

08-09-2009, 04:24 PM	#124 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation. Blog Entries: 20	Spooning with noodle, and long slow kisses with Cinn! I'll hit on all of you. Keep posting! __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-09-2009, 11:55 PM	#126 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation. Blog Entries: 20	Good job giving me absolutely nothing to pervert your post with without coming off as a complete asshole, Woods... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-10-2009, 12:31 AM	#127 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	No, it's cool. Not even racist jokes about starving, Ethiopian orphans offend me.

08-10-2009, 03:56 AM	#128 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Moderator Location: pasco county	sunshine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-10-2009, 12:49 PM	#129 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Doing a face-plant in my woman's lap makes me extra happy. (Hell, I'm a dog.) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-11-2009, 08:51 PM	#130 (permalink)
vainღ♥♡jane Tilted Location: here until i'm there	mushroom parmesan penne __________________ take off your shirt!

08-12-2009, 12:44 AM	#131 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl Gypsy in the Palace Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell Blog Entries: 47	A deep-tissue massage. Yes, please! __________________ "If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead." "Never trust a woman who loves the blues."

08-12-2009, 10:21 AM	#132 (permalink)
vainღ♥♡jane Tilted Location: here until i'm there	washing my hair and making it curly, and something salty __________________ take off your shirt!

08-13-2009, 09:20 AM	#133 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	To be empty of poop. Backed up for a couple days now. And to be out of my funk.

08-17-2009, 03:21 AM	#134 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	being in bed with a certain someone. no sex - just being there all mushy like. sigh

08-17-2009, 10:45 AM	#135 (permalink)
Xerxys feeling lascivious ... Location: Cary, NC. Blog Entries: 37	The ability of raising +>$4000 before December. __________________ Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.

08-17-2009, 10:49 AM	#136 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	A fucking C. I don't have it at work or at home, and today it "feels like" 41 C/ 105 F (i.e humidex). You know what it "feels like"? It feels like I'm sitting in a puddle of sweat. __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

08-29-2009, 05:21 AM	#140 (permalink)
PonyPotato Bouncy Location: Ohio! Blog Entries: 40	To hear the basement door open and my dad's footsteps coming up the stairs. __________________ "Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark." — Henri-Frédéric Amiel

08-29-2009, 05:26 AM	#141 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	if everyone got what would make them happy...... __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

08-29-2009, 10:41 AM	#144 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina Blog Entries: 33	A good old-fashioned murder. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

08-17-2009, 10:50 AM	#137 (permalink)
Plan9 Gorilla Cum Laude Location: Prime Self Blog Entries: 114	I want the blue pill for the last 2 years. __________________ "The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin."

08-17-2009, 02:48 PM	#138 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	A phone call. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-29-2009, 05:19 AM	#139 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	Some extra $. And a long thunderstorm.

08-29-2009, 05:52 AM	#142 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA Blog Entries: 99	A bowl of mixed fruit, coffee the way it used to taste when it was new to me, cool weather, no worries, puppies and kittens. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-29-2009, 05:54 AM	#143 (permalink)
noodle Way Precious Location: with all your base. Blog Entries: 192	someone making me pancakes in the kitchen. with brummel and brown and tupelo honey. __________________ Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. ~ House You don't have to be noisy to be effective. ~~ Philip Crosby

08-29-2009, 03:08 PM	#146 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	A full and complete collection of essential oils, herbs, woods and resins. Because I'd have my own little, well big, aromatherapy library.

08-29-2009, 04:16 PM	#148 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	Gawd, what I'd do for a bud right now. Just... one... bud... It's been almost a year I think.

08-29-2009, 04:33 PM	#149 (permalink)
Spuddeeez Upright	a vacation where I could really chill, perhaps also meditate (not much experience with meditation)

08-29-2009, 04:37 PM	#150 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina Blog Entries: 33	A petite woman to pistol whip and fuck. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

08-29-2009, 04:49 PM	#151 (permalink)
ring * Blog Entries: 3	Psilocybin date-bars, and a grape Nehi.

09-01-2009, 03:32 AM	#153 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	A massive seafood platter. With fried shrimp, fried clams, fried oysters, a small lobster tail, crab legs, hush puppies and a loaded baked potato. And tartar and cocktail sauces and drawn butter. And Coca Cola. salad is lol.

09-01-2009, 05:15 AM	#155 (permalink)
wooÐs Junkie Location: Atlanta	I adore seafood. It's one of my comfort foods - especially fried lol. When I did Atkins years ago, I'd plop myself in front of the tv with 2 big bowls and a cup - not to be confused with 2 girls, 1 cup. 1 of crab legs, 1 for the shells and the cup of drawn butter.

09-01-2009, 05:24 PM	#157 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Somebody to talk with. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-02-2009, 12:32 PM	#159 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	That did it! ---------- Post added at 11:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 AM ---------- That did it! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-07-2009, 02:37 PM	#160 (permalink)
thirdsun shines on Blog Entries: 60	a frosty frozen margarita...oh, here it is! __________________ Answers are a perilous grip on the universe. They can appear sensible, yet explain nothing. --The Zensunni Whip "Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness." James Thurber