ShaniFaye

If you could have any voice on your GPS...who's voice would it be?

for me? nobody but Alan Rickman!!!

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Baraka_Guru

Sir Alec Guinness

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BadNick

Ahhh Sir Alec is so right!

Since most of the time I would not really need directions but just some vocal companionship, I'd love to chit chat with MM as I drive down the roads (sorry, unc, I promise to be nice to her)

inBOIL

Majel Barrett.

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fresnelly

Fenster from The Usual Suspects

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elise1

ben stein lol

Xazy

I was going to say Homer Simpson (for my wife) but he actually now is available. Maybe Darth vader "You will make a right turn here" but I think that would get old.

shakran

Rainman.

I enjoy driving my passengers nuts. Limits the times I have to drive for a carpool.

Tully Mars

James Earl Jones

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uncle phil

i don't have a cellphone or GPS, other than the garmin i use for golf, , but i can imagine her singing, "happy birthday, uncle phil" to me...

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Ourcrazymodern?

I just drive. Majel Barrett, inBOIL, or her cohort-in-lust, the captain, might work for me.

I can feel the planet, spinning.

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CinnamonGirl

I don't have GPS. But if I did, I'd like to hear Liam Neeson. Or maybe Kevin Spacey.

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telekinetic

You are all wrong, the correct answer is Morgan Freeman.

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Xerxys

Wrong, Me.

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Baraka_Guru

Can I change my answer to a belligerent Sean Connery?

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Tully Mars

I can hear it now "Turn left yee looser. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. I said left yee fucking looser!"

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Baraka_Guru

That works.

I thought maybe it would go something like this:

"I shaid to turn right at the lasht intashectshion!"

"I thought you said the 'last set of lights'...."

"Foolish driver, it wuhsh the lasht one! Nexsht time, why don't you jusht run ush of a bloody cliff? And end our livesh right here in a fiery ball of twishted metal!"

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underdun

any woman from one of thise 900 numbers lol

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Redlemon

Marvin the Paranoid Android.

"Turn left onto Main St., if you really want to, it's all the same to me. No, I said Left, you missed it. Recalculating... here I am, brain the size of a planet..."

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allaboutmusic

Chuck Norris. You wouldn't actually have to drive, the car would just obey.

Xerxys

^^ Good one!!

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julie0187

Christopher Walken

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CinnamonGirl

That would be awesome.

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nomcat

Christopher Lee!

It would be cool if you could set the aggression level too.

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Plan9

Samuel L. Jackson, of course.

"I said turn, motherfucker!"

You'd never miss a command again.

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powerclown

This is a great idea, I would pay monthly for different voices as a subscription service. I would first pick Richard Pryor with his 'generic white guy' voice.

nomcat

Why pay?

Google "free gps voice download"

There's loads out there!!

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Baraka_Guru

Especially since we know it wouldn't end there....

"What part of turn don't you understand?! You said you wanted to go all drivin' and shit, and you go and pull this I-don't-know-where-to-turn bullshit. Driving, motherfucker, can you do it?!"

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PonyPotato

I'd love to change my GPS voice to Patrick Stewart.

YUM.

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