FuglyStick

Bonus points if it just so happens to be true

(All in fun, folks; sensitive people need not apply )

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

dlish

fugly stick and LordEden had a threesome with crompsin

do i get bonus points???

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere
"Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

FuglyStick

Unfortunately, yes

dlish ate the last cookie

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

ratbastid

I think each malicious rumor should involve Crompsin, Chuck-Norris-style!

FuglyStick once tried to beat himself with the FuglyStick, but his hand slipped and he accidentally hit Crompsin.

FuglyStick

Ratbastid pops Viagra like tic-tacs

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

LordEden

Runs around with a bunch of toothless redneck hookers who all call him Daddy and keeps them in his OTHER trailer.

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"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labour. In this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst is only a sour look or two at choking? No, a merry life and a short one shall be my motto." - Bartholomew Roberts

FuglyStick

Lord Eden was once an ogre's sex toy

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

Daniel_

Fugg is really president obama come here to make us all communistic-nazi-minority-lovers

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Baraka_Guru

^^ Starts off each morning dancing and lip-syncing to Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way," wearing nothing but a pink thong and elbow tassels.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

Daniel_

It is "post a rumour" thread, not a "post a truth" thread.

Baraka Guru is a spelling mistake. His real name is Barack The Gnu and he's Barack Obama's trained Wilderbeest.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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The_Jazz

The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.

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The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Daniel_

At least mine sticks out Jazz - yours is stuck right in your middle hole...

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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LordEden

Daniel is really french but he tells everyone he is english so no one will make fun of him for being a frog-eating surrender-monkey

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"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labour. In this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst is only a sour look or two at choking? No, a merry life and a short one shall be my motto." - Bartholomew Roberts

The_Jazz

LoreEden is the nation's only hobbit pirate, which means that he's often used to cornhole sailors. Which explains the stink.

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The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Baraka_Guru

^^ Spends a quarter of his time logged into TFP trying to figure out how to permanently ban Halx.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

The_Jazz

Extra points for B_G, except that it's more like a third or a half.

Baraka_Guru often engages in library frottage.

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The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

FuglyStick

Jazz's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and it's Free Milkshake Day

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

LordEden

Fugly is the barnyard queen, all of the naughty stable hands like his milkshake, he's been plugged more times than a german u-boat.

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"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labour. In this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst is only a sour look or two at choking? No, a merry life and a short one shall be my motto." - Bartholomew Roberts

FuglyStick

Lord Eden blew a pirate once when he ran out of rum

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

uncle phil

fug can't whistle like "oddball" because of his speech impediment...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

FuglyStick

Uncle Phil sold his sperm, and he saw it later in the $1.99 bin at the gas station.

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

dlish

LordEden blew Fuglystick while standing

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere
"Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

FuglyStick

dlish faps to a video of Lord Eden blowing FuglyStick

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

SSJTWIZTA

FuglyStick skins little boys to make his gun holsters.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

FuglyStick

SSJTWIZTA was cursed by a gypsy, and can only get laid when a chick can pronounce his name.

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

The_Jazz

Fugly is the love child of Charo and Doc from The Love Boat.

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The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

^^ You're not my real father!

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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."

Formerly username "Crompsin."

Daniel_

Jazz was the midwife

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

The_Jazz

Nothing would make Crompsin happier than to wake up one morning and discover that he was me.

(I expect bonus points on that one)

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The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

FuglyStick

Jazz loiters outside the elementary school.

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

telekinetic

Fugly stick is no longer allowed within 200' of a school. Or a Chucky Cheese.

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twisted no more

Charlatan

twistedmosaic used to manage an animal shelter but was fired for taking inappropriate photos with the animals.

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“Under a separation of state and economics, especially with laissez-faire capitalism [Free Trade], the state no longer has a role to play in protecting the people and assuring their happiness. Laissez-faire means capitalism is outside the regulatory control of the state and that the people are entirely at the mercy of the capitalists.”
– Thomas Jefferson

FuglyStick

Charlatan irons his underwear

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

uncle phil

fug wears his "hawkeyes" hat with pride...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ratbastid

uncle phil wears underpants beneath his kilt!

inBOIL

ratbastid once made an entire kindergarten class cry.

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"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage (Inventor of the Analytical Engine)

dlish

inboil smells the skidmarks in his underwear

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere
"Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

telekinetic

dlish smells the skidmarks in inboil's underwear

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twisted no more

Plan9

Twisted is selling black market Nerf guns to gangbangers in LA.

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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."

Formerly username "Crompsin."

dlish

cromp was once arrested for downloading kiddie porn

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere
"Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King