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Sharon · 02-15-2007, 12:25 PM

Q: What do you call two unpeeled oranges, placed carefully on tinfoil?

A: Lover.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-15-2007, 01:04 PM

(wtf?)

Q: Name a two-syllable English word for "sex partner".

A: It's downhill, all the way.

uncle phil · 02-15-2007, 04:29 PM

"hey, Dick, we won in 2004..."

Al, the "gentle Giant..."

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-18-2007, 06:34 PM

Q: Maine coons, draft horses, and Israel Kamakawiwo'ole all share what nickname?

A: The rounder end of a pear.

Sharon · 02-19-2007, 03:25 AM

Q: She reminded me of... what's the phrase I'm looking for?

A: King Kong.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-19-2007, 07:42 AM

Q: Made, re-made, and made again, the largest ape in movie history was named?

A: Transparent water-color with herbal inserts.

Sharon · 02-19-2007, 05:30 PM

Q: Painting with tea? How?

A: Voodoo.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-20-2007, 08:26 AM

Q: Widely practiced in more primitive cultures, but more widely recognized as weird, this religion employs dolls to work its magic.

A: She fell on her knees, as if forced to them, and cried out in pain.

02-15-2007, 01:04 PM	#242 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(wtf?) Q: Name a two-syllable English word for "sex partner". A: It's downhill, all the way. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-15-2007, 04:29 PM	#243 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Moderator Location: pasco county	"hey, Dick, we won in 2004..." Al, the "gentle Giant..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2007, 06:34 PM	#244 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Maine coons, draft horses, and Israel Kamakawiwo'ole all share what nickname? A: The rounder end of a pear. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-19-2007, 07:42 AM	#246 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Made, re-made, and made again, the largest ape in movie history was named? A: Transparent water-color with herbal inserts. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-20-2007, 08:26 AM	#248 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Widely practiced in more primitive cultures, but more widely recognized as weird, this religion employs dolls to work its magic. A: She fell on her knees, as if forced to them, and cried out in pain. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-15-2007, 12:25 PM	#241 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What do you call two unpeeled oranges, placed carefully on tinfoil? A: Lover.

02-19-2007, 03:25 AM	#245 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: She reminded me of... what's the phrase I'm looking for? A: King Kong.

02-19-2007, 05:30 PM	#247 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Painting with tea? How? A: Voodoo.