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Junchbailey · 04-19-2003, 07:35 AM

You all know how it works. I loved this thread and I'm bringing it back. I give an answer and the next person gives a question for it and another answer.

A: No but my ass hurts now.

qpid · 04-19-2003, 07:38 AM

Q: Do you have diarrhea?

A: $3.50

Fly · 04-19-2003, 07:41 AM

Q:how much for a pint?

A:69

jets · 04-19-2003, 08:03 AM

Q: What was the year Led Zeppelin released their 1st album?

A: New York

KWSN · 04-19-2003, 09:24 AM

Q: You seem a little antsy today. Why's that?

A: No, but they let me keep the change.

Fly · 04-19-2003, 09:26 AM

Q:are you really that cheap?

A:because i fuckin' said so!

Junchbailey · 04-19-2003, 09:51 PM

Q: Why do I have to walk around with a chicken up my ass?

A: An orgasm.

gynocide · 04-19-2003, 10:00 PM

Q:all in your mouth.

A:she licked my ass.

mrsandman · 04-19-2003, 10:15 PM

Q: Why did your donkey have a grin on his face?

A: Perturbed, quite frankly.

Fly · 04-19-2003, 10:20 PM

Q"so i heard you had a rough day with the ol' ass eh,i bet that made you feel upset?

A:sorry......no freakin' way.not from me .

Sion · 04-19-2003, 10:28 PM

Q: will you give a mere $1 to help save an orphaned quadriplegiac from Saddam's hit squad?

A: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I did NOT have my dick in that donkey.

Fly · 04-19-2003, 10:52 PM

Q:so you and mrsandman weren't at the barn with that randy donkey?

A:i don't know...my ass just hurts.

dragon2fire · 04-19-2003, 11:14 PM

Q why does your ass hurt

A no but maybe for enough money

Quadraton · 04-19-2003, 11:27 PM

Q: Would you put a firecracker down George W's pants?

A: Because I couldn't figure out how to assemble it.

vermin · 04-19-2003, 11:31 PM

Q: Why is this car in pieces?

A: Yeah, but then you'll have to shower.

splck · 04-19-2003, 11:52 PM

Q: Do you mind if I roll around in that dog shit?

A: It took off running under the car.

Frosstbyte · 04-19-2003, 11:59 PM

Q: Did you see where my carton of eggs went?

A: Oh yeah! I put it right next to the bowl of jello.

vermin · 04-19-2003, 11:59 PM

Q: Where's my dinner centipede?

A: No, that's the other way to do it.

Sion · 04-20-2003, 12:12 AM

Q: if I stick my finger in your ear, is that considered Aural sex?

A: No, but that is why I AlWAYS lick it before I stick it.

skinnedmink · 04-20-2003, 12:23 AM

Q: Does your gay lover have AIDS?

A:BINGO!

jets · 04-20-2003, 07:39 AM

Q: So you are a gay she-male?

A: Why yes, that is my dinner.

Quadraton · 04-20-2003, 07:59 AM

Q: Did you notice the dog looks like he wants someone to lick his ass?

A: I couldn't help it. The sun got in my eyes.

mrsandman · 04-20-2003, 08:02 AM

Q: Why were you eyeing that dude at the nudist colony?

A: It was on fire when I got there.

Quadraton · 04-20-2003, 08:20 AM

Q: Hey! Want to go down to the nudist colony and check out the guys?

A: I accidentally dialed the wrong number.

Fly · 04-20-2003, 10:42 AM

Q:why do you keep calling yourself a dink?

A"i'm not allowed,my mom said.

asdf1001 · 04-20-2003, 11:42 AM

Q: Would you like some candy, little girl?

A: On the beach with a drink in my hand.

splck · 04-20-2003, 11:49 AM

Q: Where do you see youself next winter?

A: If you do that, you'll end up being a stunted person.

crazycousinjim · 04-20-2003, 11:51 AM

Q: Why can't I look at porn all day ??

A: Someone ran over my dog,

asdf1001 · 04-20-2003, 11:56 AM

Q: why are you sad today?

A: Because I'm broke.

yournamehere · 04-20-2003, 01:34 PM

Q. Why should I fix you?

A. Because you look terrible

Quadraton · 04-20-2003, 01:38 PM

Q: You were pretty sick back there. What the hell did you eat last night?

A: It's what computers were meant for.

uncle phil · 04-20-2003, 01:39 PM

what's good with mustard?

armadillos...

vermin · 04-20-2003, 07:11 PM

Q: How do you test your suspension in Texas?

A: No, no, you BEND her over first.

Frosstbyte · 04-20-2003, 07:37 PM

Q: So before I can wash my dog, I have to feed her, right?

A: I'll think about it, but only if you can guarantee my safety for the duration of the trip.

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 07:50 PM

Q: Wanna spend the night at my place?

A: Sure poppa daddy-o!

mrsandman · 04-20-2003, 08:11 PM

Q: Are you SURE you missed your period?

A: I ain't saying nothing about that.

Quadraton · 04-20-2003, 08:15 PM

Q: So, tell me. Why are you in a dress, smelling like you just bathed in perfume?

A: It just dawned on me.

Atropos4 · 04-20-2003, 08:20 PM

Q. You do realize you put your underwear on overtop of your pants, don't you?

A. Well of course I love them all!

Spinach_Indeed · 04-20-2003, 09:44 PM

Q. Are you aware that you've got a litter of weasels in your pants?

A. Aretha Franklin

PorscheBunny · 04-21-2003, 01:08 AM

Q: What came from Benjamin Franklin's visit to Monticello?

A: Stop you? Hell, I bet a $100 you could!

04-19-2003, 07:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Once again we are begging the question. You all know how it works. I loved this thread and I'm bringing it back. I give an answer and the next person gives a question for it and another answer. A: No but my ass hurts now. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

04-19-2003, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Q: Do you have diarrhea? A: $3.50 __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-19-2003, 07:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:how much for a pint? A:69 __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-19-2003, 08:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
jets Insane	Q: What was the year Led Zeppelin released their 1st album? A: New York __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.

04-19-2003, 09:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
KWSN green	Q: You seem a little antsy today. Why's that? A: No, but they let me keep the change. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-19-2003, 09:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:are you really that cheap? A:because i fuckin' said so! __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-19-2003, 09:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Q: Why do I have to walk around with a chicken up my ass? A: An orgasm. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

04-19-2003, 10:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
gynocide Rookie Location: wv	Q:all in your mouth. A:she licked my ass. __________________ Religion is a sham.

04-19-2003, 10:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: Why did your donkey have a grin on his face? A: Perturbed, quite frankly. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

04-19-2003, 10:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q"so i heard you had a rough day with the ol' ass eh,i bet that made you feel upset? A:sorry......no freakin' way.not from me . __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-19-2003, 10:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sion The All-Being, Master of Time, Space and Dimension Location: then, I wanna go to Europe	Q: will you give a mere $1 to help save an orphaned quadriplegiac from Saddam's hit squad? A: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I did NOT have my dick in that donkey. __________________ Never attribute to malicious intent that which can equally and adequately be explained by stupidity. -unknown If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

04-19-2003, 10:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:so you and mrsandman weren't at the barn with that randy donkey? A:i don't know...my ass just hurts. __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-19-2003, 11:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	Q why does your ass hurt A no but maybe for enough money

04-19-2003, 11:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Would you put a firecracker down George W's pants? A: Because I couldn't figure out how to assemble it. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-19-2003, 11:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Q: Why is this car in pieces? A: Yeah, but then you'll have to shower. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 11:56 AM	#29 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Q: why are you sad today? A: Because I'm broke. __________________ Goodbye!

04-19-2003, 11:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
splck anti-vowel Location: On the West side of Canada..	Q: Do you mind if I roll around in that dog shit? A: It took off running under the car. __________________ nice line eh?

04-19-2003, 11:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
Frosstbyte This was a triumph... Location: Black Mesa	Q: Did you see where my carton of eggs went? A: Oh yeah! I put it right next to the bowl of jello. __________________ I'm making a note here- Huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

04-19-2003, 11:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Q: Where's my dinner centipede? A: No, that's the other way to do it. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 12:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
Sion The All-Being, Master of Time, Space and Dimension Location: then, I wanna go to Europe	Q: if I stick my finger in your ear, is that considered Aural sex? A: No, but that is why I AlWAYS lick it before I stick it. __________________ Never attribute to malicious intent that which can equally and adequately be explained by stupidity. -unknown If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

04-20-2003, 12:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
skinnedmink Banned	Q: Does your gay lover have AIDS? A:BINGO!

04-20-2003, 07:39 AM	#21 (permalink)
jets Insane	Q: So you are a gay she-male? A: Why yes, that is my dinner. __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.

04-20-2003, 07:59 AM	#22 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Did you notice the dog looks like he wants someone to lick his ass? A: I couldn't help it. The sun got in my eyes. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-20-2003, 08:02 AM	#23 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: Why were you eyeing that dude at the nudist colony? A: It was on fire when I got there. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

04-20-2003, 08:20 AM	#24 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Hey! Want to go down to the nudist colony and check out the guys? A: I accidentally dialed the wrong number. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-20-2003, 10:42 AM	#25 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:why do you keep calling yourself a dink? A"i'm not allowed,my mom said. __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

04-20-2003, 11:42 AM	#26 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Q: Would you like some candy, little girl? A: On the beach with a drink in my hand. __________________ Goodbye!

04-20-2003, 11:49 AM	#27 (permalink)
splck anti-vowel Location: On the West side of Canada..	Q: Where do you see youself next winter? A: If you do that, you'll end up being a stunted person. __________________ nice line eh?

04-20-2003, 11:51 AM	#28 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	Q: Why can't I look at porn all day ?? A: Someone ran over my dog,

04-20-2003, 01:34 PM	#30 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Q. Why should I fix you? A. Because you look terrible __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

04-20-2003, 01:38 PM	#31 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: You were pretty sick back there. What the hell did you eat last night? A: It's what computers were meant for. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-20-2003, 01:39 PM	#32 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Moderator Location: pasco county	what's good with mustard? armadillos... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-20-2003, 07:11 PM	#33 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Q: How do you test your suspension in Texas? A: No, no, you BEND her over first. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 07:37 PM	#34 (permalink)
Frosstbyte This was a triumph... Location: Black Mesa	Q: So before I can wash my dog, I have to feed her, right? A: I'll think about it, but only if you can guarantee my safety for the duration of the trip. __________________ I'm making a note here- Huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

04-20-2003, 07:50 PM	#35 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	Q: Wanna spend the night at my place? A: Sure poppa daddy-o!

04-20-2003, 08:11 PM	#36 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: Are you SURE you missed your period? A: I ain't saying nothing about that. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.