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Old 08-08-2003, 12:26 PM   #481 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:19 PM   #482 (permalink)
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I've been stung a few times by bees, the small kind, bumble bees, red wasps, and yellowjackets.
Living in Texas, it's like a prerequisite.
In biology class we were supposed to collect bugs for a project and one of them was a wasp.
I managed to catch one in a little butterfly net and I thought I had it secured. I tried to transfer it to a jar to euthenize it and the net wasn't cooperating (stupid net) , anyway, I, stupidly, tried to pick it up with my fingers (don't do this at home, kiddies) and right when I grabbed it, it shifted and I grabbed it by it's thorax, or whatever it's called, and by the time I let go it had stung me four or five times. I had to shake it off 'cause the little bugger had grabbed me. (talk about karma)
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:21 PM   #483 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:47 PM   #484 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2003, 03:51 PM   #485 (permalink)
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I've been stung a few times by bees, the small kind, bumble bees, red wasps, and yellowjackets.
Living in Texas, it's like a prerequisite.
In biology class we were supposed to collect bugs for a project and one of them was a wasp.
I managed to catch one in a little butterfly net and I thought I had it secured. I tried to transfer it to a jar to euthenize it and the net wasn't cooperating (stupid net) , anyway, I, stupidly, tried to pick it up with my fingers (don't do this at home, kiddies) and right when I grabbed it, it shifted and I grabbed it by it's thorax, or whatever it's called, and by the time I let go it had stung me four or five times. I had to shake it off 'cause the little bugger had grabbed me. (talk about karma)
I remember this one
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Old 08-10-2003, 03:55 PM   #486 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:37 AM   #490 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:06 AM   #491 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2003, 11:04 PM   #493 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2003, 02:10 PM   #495 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2003, 02:14 PM   #496 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2003, 02:39 PM   #499 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2003, 02:50 PM   #501 (permalink)
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