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Old 04-25-2003, 12:02 AM   #161 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:29 AM   #162 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:44 AM   #163 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:51 AM   #164 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:47 AM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:59 AM   #166 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:01 PM   #167 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:16 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:33 PM   #169 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 05:54 PM   #170 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:24 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:28 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:47 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:56 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:12 AM   #175 (permalink)
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EIREANN f English, Irish
From Eirinn, the dative case of Gaelic Eire, meaning "Ireland".
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:15 AM   #176 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:59 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:07 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:38 PM   #179 (permalink)
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A lady is in the hospital having a kid, and having a pretty hard time of it. Finally the doctor pulls the baby out, looks at it, smacks its head on the corner of the table, spits on it, throws it on the floor, and starts kicking it. The lady freaks out. The doctor says, "Relax lady, I'm just kidding. It was already dead."
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Old 04-26-2003, 02:34 PM   #180 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:50 PM   #181 (permalink)
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GUINEVERE f English, Welsh Mythology
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Old French form of the Welsh name Gwenhwyfar, which is composed of the elements gwen meaning "fair, white" and hwyfar meaning "smooth". In Arthurian legend she is the beautiful wife of King Arthur. Her betrayal of her husband with Mordred prompted the battle of Camlann, which led to the deaths of both Mordred and Arthur. Later versions of the legends tell of her adulterous affair with Sir Lancelot.
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:57 PM   #182 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:45 PM   #183 (permalink)
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"Now listen and believe me, if there’s any truth in words: it wasn’t you who discovered (revealed?) your beauty to me, but I who finally unveiled it to myself. And what I saw, exactly, when I opened my eyes, were two things in instantaneous succession, reflected in yours: the first was a reasonably healthy, no-longer-heroic mortal with more than half his life behind him, less potent and less proud than when he was at twenty but still vigorous after all, don’t interrupt me, and grown too wise to wish his time turned back. The second, one second later, was the stars in your own eyes, reflected from mine and rereflected to infinity - stars of a quite miraculous, yes blinding love, which transfigured everything in view. Perhaps you find the image trite; I beg you not to say so."
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:35 PM   #184 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:50 AM   #185 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:50 AM   #186 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 02:58 PM   #187 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:29 PM   #188 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:30 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:45 PM   #190 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:26 PM   #191 (permalink)
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