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Old 06-23-2009, 05:03 AM   #4641 (permalink)
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(Did you know the letters of "Spiro Agnew" can be rearranged to spell "Grow a)

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Old 06-23-2009, 08:02 AM   #4642 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:53 AM   #4643 (permalink)
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(i'm not going to...)

...touch

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...oh, and Tophat...i should enter yours in the thread,
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Old 06-23-2009, 02:13 PM   #4644 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:34 PM   #4645 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:23 PM   #4646 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:01 PM   #4647 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:34 PM   #4648 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:11 PM   #4649 (permalink)
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(omg, i did it again...i keep thinking im in the other word game...sheesh, this isn't rocket science!...but you all are so kind to ignore me lol)

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Old 06-24-2009, 02:35 AM   #4650 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:32 AM   #4651 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:34 AM   #4652 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:59 AM   #4653 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:28 AM   #4654 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:11 AM   #4655 (permalink)
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doo doo
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Old 06-24-2009, 11:25 AM   #4656 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:03 PM   #4657 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:46 PM   #4658 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:49 PM   #4659 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:58 PM   #4660 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:31 PM   #4661 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:04 PM   #4662 (permalink)
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(had to go with the obvious)
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:18 PM   #4663 (permalink)
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la la la la la la la la la, means...i love you...
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:59 PM   #4664 (permalink)
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...ME! ME! ME! ...call on me
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:12 PM   #4665 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:24 PM   #4666 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:30 PM   #4667 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:35 PM   #4668 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:37 AM   #4669 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:30 AM   #4670 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 07:02 AM   #4671 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 07:06 AM   #4672 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 07:37 AM   #4673 (permalink)
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In the sense of cleverness, I liked yours a lot better (though in the sense of reality there is not much that beats ta tas. They'rrrrrrree Grrrreat!)
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:00 AM   #4674 (permalink)
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Unusual urinatioms urge using urologists.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:07 AM   #4675 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:21 AM   #4676 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:29 AM   #4678 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:41 PM   #4680 (permalink)
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and bendover canyon's dead even for goats...
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