MacGnG

i wanna play

Sion

MacGnG: if you went back in time to medieval England and discovered a McDonald's restaurant just down the road from a knights castle, what would that be called?

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XenuHubbard

No, Sion. I'm not the president of Xena's fan-club. I like strong women, not women that pretend they're strong.

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GSRIDER

I'm ready to be grilled.... ready to spill my guts... damn dirty rat that I am.

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uncle phil

hey, sion; i'm back...

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bender

I'm in ....

Fantasma

I want to play!!!

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grumpyolddude

The tragic thing is that THESE days will be remembered as "the good old days by billions of people.
To me, the best soft drink ever was the original Coca-cola in a 12 oz glass bottle. The 1960's gave us the best damn American cars, the REAL golden age of baseball, the most amazing advancement in musical culture ever, and the true revolution in thought, word and deed. Most culture since then has been weak mimicry.
I may have more comfort and convenience now, but MY good old days were the BEST old days.

Got another question?

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MacGnG

...Olde McDonald's? lol

Sion

GSRIDER: imagine this scenario: a nice curvy mountain road. the speedo hits 110 as you come ripping out of the back end of a hard S curve, suddenly a dirty rat scurries out right in front of you. you lean hard, but end up plowing into the little bastard anyway. your front wheel starts that wobbling thing and you are sure you are going to bite it hard. you ease off the throttle and say a silent prayer of thanks that you chose to wear your helmet today. finally you manage to get the bike under control and pull over to let the shakes pass. your question: what do you think of leash laws?

uncle phil: what about your back?

bender: as in booze or spoons?

Fantasma: in the movie Fantasm, what the fuck was that little flying ball thingie with the blade on it called?

grumpyolddude: Trans Am or Z28? aw who gives a fuck about those Generic Motors jalopies, gimmie a 67 Shelby GT, right?

MacGnG: nice answer (although YE Olde MacDonald's would have been even funnier). I was looking for the word anachronism, but your answer works well enough. you may continue playing if you so desire.

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If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

uncle phil

my back is back, as well as that little piece on the side...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zooksport2

Yeah WTF... I'm in..........................

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Reese

I'm...in...I...Think...

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GSRIDER

I think leash laws are great as long as the woman doesn't mind. Her knees may get sore after awhile too.

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grumpyolddude

GM fucked up. Generation 1 Camaro and Firebird were awesome! They had a stability that could handle as much horsepower as you could throw at 'em. The team that designed the F body from then on belongs in jail. They foisted a squirrelly ass-ended rattle trap on us, and a million lame-o's bought into it!
Ford didn't do much better. 1968 was the last GREAT Mustang. The Mach 1 era was plagued with lousy production control, rotting frame horns and tie rods/ball joints better suited to baby buggies than muscle cars.
Yes, the 67 Shelby GT was/is classic. Personally, I'd like a '68 'Cuda convertible with a 340S Hurst package.

The questions are getting better. Gimme some more?

Grumpy
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MacGnG

i was kinda thinking something like that but yea lol ok do i get another question now or what happends?

Sion

uncle phil: "my back is back, as well as that little piece on the side..." so, phil, still shaving it?

Zooksport12: have you ever welded a beveled L joint?

cybermike: is your TFP nickname intentionally generic, or do you just lack imagination?

grumpyolddude: "Personally, I'd like a '68 'Cuda convertible with a 340S Hurst package." nice choice, although I kinda figured you for a GTO Judge man. so, what do you think of the 68 Shelby KR500 convertible? its my dream car, dont ya know.


MacGnG: what part of "you may continue playing if you so desire" did you not understand? ok, ignore the sarcastic comment and answer me this: why do they call it hamburger "helper" when it does just fine by itself?

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Fantasma

It was a Hugh Jackman's australian testicle.

X-Men movie comes from it.

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Fantasma

ask me again!

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Sion

Fantasma: just what is a "huge ackman" anyway?

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Reese

Its intentional. I've had the nick for more than 7 years so it wasn't AS generic when I created it.

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MikeyChalupa

OK... I'm in...

-Mikey

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Sion

MikeyChalupa: what took you so long?

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If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone

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grumpyolddude

The Shelby KR is really sweet. How about a white one:
www.fraserdante.com/68shelbykr.htm
Not a bad dream. Like I said: '68 and earlier, before the bean counters took over.

Here's a purple coupe:
www.thecarsource.com/shelby/1968/gt500kr.html
(an I colorblind in my dotage? It may be brown.)
enjoy!
How about another question?

grumpy

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MikeyChalupa

I usually avoid 8-page long threads because I feel like the average TFP'er doesn't read them all the way through.

I read this one and it seemed cool, and the peer pressure finally got to me.

-Mikey

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Sion

grumpyolddude: just how safe are our children from giant mexican squirrels?

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If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

Loki

Sion, ask me another.

grumpyolddude

Unfortunately, once you see a giant Mexican squirrel, it's already too late! No one has ever lived tto describe the encounter. The only defense is: DON'T LOOK! If you suspect the presence of a giant Mexican squirrel, avert your eyes and run like hell... and teach you children to do the same!

This has been a public service announcement from the Mexican Peyote Bud Foundation.

Any questions?

grumpy

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Minx

Hey I love games.....count me in!
Just go easy on the girl

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uncle phil

no, she does...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

Loki: are you aware of the fact that your avatar reminds me of an especially vivid acid trip I once had?

grumpyolddude: peyote huh? so, tell me, is the puking part of the fun, or just a side effect that must be endured to get to the buzz?

Minx: how do you feel about fur garments? what about PETA?

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If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

Slims

Greg700 was my original aol name when I was much younger. I think I chose 700 because I was saving up to get a remington 700. Go figure.

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uncle phil

hey, i'm still in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Loki

Sion: i am now

Ask me another

Zooksport2

Yes.
General fabrication work is a speciality of mine. I have worked on things ranging from engine swaps, to Candleabras to chassis modifications.

I own an extensive workshop complete with a mig, tig, and "stick" welder and Oxy/Acetalene Set. A lathe, Colchester 2000, also lives here.

I have also smoked a few!!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING SUCH AN EASY QUESTION.
Care to ask me another?

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Sion

uncle phil: you have to ask for each question. if you do not, I must assume that you dont want another. next question: what do you know about collectable victorian dolls?

Loki: ubi ignus est?

Zooksport2: are/were you a high school metalshop teacher?

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If you cannot pass 6th grade science, you are not qualified to have opinions about scientific issues. You can HAVE opinions. You just aren't qualified to have them; so keep them to yourself. -greytone

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava.

afraidofninjas

I'm special too...

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Fantasma

Huge-Ass Man, not that he has a huge ass, but that he is huge-ass.

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Fly

all right man

game on again

give it to me

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Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

Ruprex

I'll be your huckleberry....

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