Scorps

Her arm is in the way...

uncle phil

and the winner still is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

and the winner still is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

hey phil...........you don't gotta be a post whore eh......





*winner is I*

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

paddyjoe

yeah phil...just be a whore...that'll be fine.

paddyjoe

oh yeah.....





I win

Scorps

No you don't

sillygirl

if you have a picture of a bird in your avatar, you lose. If your name is flyman, you lose. Basically, if you're anyone but sillygirl or silent jay, you lose.

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Once upon a time, I had a life.

paddyjoe

i'm crushed. but,

i win

uncle phil

can't be a post whore in nonsense...hehe...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

i'd like to trhank the tilted nonsense academy for this award, halx, tfp mods & admins especially uncle phil, my husband, my 2 dogs & cat, my nice neighbors, my friends, some of my family (the lesser of the effed up ones), a few internet acquaintences, some nebulous spiritual force, apple computer, sprint, earthlink, office max, comp usa, pepsi, heineken, NOT dubya, ben franklin, ...oops they say i'm out of time. if i've forgotten your name here tonight, please know that you are important to me.... i love you... thank you for this honor...

*pulled off of stage waving & blowing kisses*

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Fly

alright...........who let that crazy broad on the stage again?

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

bernadette

shut it, smokey.

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Fly

oh shit bern...........did i say that out loud?




*still thinks she's a crazy broad*





......and all was well in San Jose........i once knew a dude named Jose'.......but that's another story all together.

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

paddyjoe

Fly

that's it joe...........egg her on eh!!!!



like she can't kick my ass herself..........

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

bernadette

well lookee what paddyjoe just gave me to stick on the back of fly's shirt after he's on his 4th or 5th wobbly pop.

<img src="http://basicmaster.zero-city.com/kickme.jpg">

it's absolutely brilliant!
i can save my effort, just sit back & watch fly get kicked by everyone else.

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Rdr4evr

I win!

uncle phil

/me ain't goin' nowhere...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Paradise Lost

i r teh winnerz

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"Marino could do it."

Fly

whatsa matter..........you can't kick me yourself?



come on bern........i thought you had more BALLS than that eh..........

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

Ofirethorn

Umm beginners luck I win!

sillygirl

Bern's a girl, girls don't have balls

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Once upon a time, I had a life.

itch vaccine

urh? I dn't get it. the last post till it crashes/locks wins? :P

noobie here

Fly

see itch...........a mod(uncle phil)is gonna lock 'er down when he gets bored.......so,......you better keep him entertained or that's it.........



good luck.



I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING WINNER I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

uncle phil

not yet, fly...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

fly, i wouldn't really be amused watching you get kicked.
just so you know.

but, yeah. i WIN!!!!!!
cuz uncle phil is soundly asleep right now in his ever so soft dreamy sleeper jammies that he looks sooooo damn hawt in!!!

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Ofirethorn

I win Becouse I know I am hot in my PJ and I am too sexy to let this be the last post.

Fly

maybe i want you to kick me...........just so you know.

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

paddyjoe

where does the line form?

goodhabits

i read this whole entire thread, post by post.

therefore i win?

or do I????



the answer...

goodhabits

...is yes.

Fly

it's for bern only joe............sorry man


but hey........you could go fuck your hat for me though.





winning

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BASTARD
Bluefly
More dogs than bones
Me,myself and Fly

goodhabits

Winning is what seperates me from the animals.

Scorps

Go fuck a hat?

sillygirl

I can't believe you read every post. You're nutz. And if you really read them, you'd know jay and I win and that's the end of it.

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Once upon a time, I had a life.

Scorps

But we never give up

vrover

I'm very confused... how do you win here? Is the point to gross the other posters out so much that they refrain from posting? To make them forget that they have to be the last poster to win?

Besides, how does the thread end?

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"Jam!" said the parrot encouragingly.

Scorps

This thread goes untill a mod closes it!!!


or everyone gives up!

sillygirl

but I will not give up!!

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Once upon a time, I had a life.