opentocomments

Noticed there was not a thread on these green big headed bastards. What does everyone think. Personally i think they're real, they're here and they pull the strings behind the curtians.

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Fotzlid

They are keeping an eye on their genetic experiments and are getting ready to harvest us for either food or as slaves.

Cynthetiq

oh there are posts about them, but you just can't see them.

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Willravel

They're in people's chests:

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SSJTWIZTA

i friend of mine sent me this video about 2 weeks ago.



UFO's? Definitely. Alien space crafts? who knows.

i found it interesting none-the-less.

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lotsofmagnets

i was waiting for something in that video but nothing happened. what was i supposed to see?

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Fotzlid

Shiny objects going by the screen.

SSJTWIZTA

yeah, and supposedly out of the earth atmosphere, you know, that blur encircling out planet on the video.

but who know, that shit could be anything, but it still raises questions in my mind.

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RetroGunslinger

I believe there are so-called "aliens", but I highly doubt they're among us. The idea that there are no alien creatures in the universe is just retarded, but I have yet to see any significant evidence of scientific alien minds coming to earth and shoving probes up Farmer John's asshole.

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MSD

The universe has been around, by most estimates, for 15 billion years. The chance that life forms have evolved to the point that they are capable of contacting us is high, the chance that further evolution of life forms will evolve that are capable of contacting us is even higher. The likelihood that our 2 million years of existence coincides with an alien species' time existing is low and the chance that our 50 years (generous estimate) of capability of discovering them coincides with their existence is even lower.

Sure, there have probably been intelligent life forms out there and there probably will be, but in such a huge universe, the likelihood of contact is low.

Martian

Making any statements regarding probabilities presupposes a whole lot of information we don't know. Don't believe the Drake equation. It's fantasy.

There are plenty of threads on this subject in the archives.

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MSD

I don't believe the Drake equation. My intuition tells me that considering the difficulty of life forming on a given planet, the huge size of the universe, and the long timeline make it very unlikely that we're going to make contact with anyone else out there.

Crack

streetlights in the fog.

I SAID THEY WERE STREETLIGHTS IN THE FOG!

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ottopilot

Are we talking about Canadians or folks from outer-space? Is there any difference?

Church

Pretty sure thats just ice breaking off the fuselage of the shuttle. Maybe if any of the UFO's were turning or going in the different directions at least, but they're not . And regarding that one right at the beginning, I'd like to think its an alien, but I think a more likely explanation would be the ice falling off in just the right angle to make it look suspicious, then just trails off into orbit.

I'd love to believe in that video, but I just don't think theres anything amiss there.

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OzOz

There are five curtains in my place. I've just checked behind all of them, and there are no green-headed aliens hiding behind them. I have never seen any unexplained curtain movements. Mind you, my curtains are all opened by pulling them by hand - no strings. Maybe that's why no aliens.

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blahblah454

OzOz, they are really fast, you need at least 1 person per blind to correctly perform that test. Get more people over, and FAST!!

PS. I think anyone that thinks its impossible for there to be aliens is an idiot. Technically anything not from Earth is an extraterrestrial, if we find bacteria on mars thats an alien life form.

ring

no need to look further, until,
we realize we are all strangers in a strange land.

We weave our own webs,
in hopes to catch ourseves.

We are the puppets who manipulate the strings.

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MexicanOnABike

fark ref?

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Mongoldeathworm

Aliens are angels and demons, some good, some bad, and are depicted in art, literature, etc. What we call reptilians or lizardmen, were ancients from Earth, who moved to another planet and created a slave race, called the Grays. They helped genetically modify primates into what we are today, and some even hybridized themselves with our ancestors (strange skulls). The Grays partially freed themselves from the reptilians, and to this day, try to better their lives and understanding. They want to learn our human emotions, and think that we may help them defeat the reptilians. This will take awhile, but oh well.

Did I mention that reptilians used to be dolphins? Yeah. That too.

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Willravel

I... um... so yeah. That's interesting.

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Mongoldeathworm

I'm not sure, but the Bible mentions chariots of fire, which is either illogical, holy, or aliens. Glass has been found scattered throughout many deserts, indicating there was lots of heat (idk, I don't make glass...). Roswell was absolutely fake, intended only to steer Americans to the wrong path. What we see as UFOs are indeed ET craft, so just as how there are many types of automobile, there many types of spacecraft. The Grays kidnap us, denude us, examine our health, perform mindfucking examinations, impregnate us (if you're female), tour us, answer our questions (rarely), then beam us down to our cozy bedrooms.

I've aaaaaaaaaalways wanted to say that...
I hope I don't sound pretentious...

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dlish

ONLY females? thats just not fair. i think its every 14year old boys fantasy to be beamed into space to impregnate the alien nation.

...as long as you dont get an anal probe that is

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Martian

No, it just makes you sound crazy.

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Mongoldeathworm

Apparently, they use human males to give "samples" which are then used to impregnate any given female host, whether it be Gray or human. Preferably human, but... no. The reason that they impregnate humans to make humans is just to study more about embryology, as they have a limited comprehension of anything and everything human. They either clone themselves through unknown methods, or live for a LONG time. They sustain nourishment by soaking up vitamins in a supplemental bath of sorts. The Grays also have about four eyelids, the outermost being the large black shade which is commonly reported, and the inner eye itself is unimaginably... idk.

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dlish

funny u say that mongol.. i thought they gain their nutritional requirement from stardust.

how accurate are your facts eh?

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ottopilot

I sometimes take a supplemental bath for that "fresh" feeling.

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