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Yakk · 09-09-2008, 09:42 AM

This website produces an up-to-the-minute report on the status of the LHC (large supercollider, being turned on today for testing) destroying the earth or not:
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?
Thought that might be useful.

snowy · 09-09-2008, 09:55 AM

There will also be a live webcast:

Live webcast

Technically, the collider will be turned on at roughly 3:30am EDT, so you don't need to start paying attention until then.

fresnelly · 09-09-2008, 10:28 AM

It better not destroy the earth because I'll be pissed if my last meal turns out to be KFC.

Baraka_Guru · 09-09-2008, 10:32 AM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

Charlatan · 09-09-2008, 03:25 PM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

Baraka_Guru · 09-09-2008, 03:59 PM

Don't call me up, when you figure it out
I've got nothing more to say to you.
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I've got nothing more to say to you.

MexicanOnABike · 09-09-2008, 04:18 PM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former o... wait, this looks like deja vu.

roachboy · 09-09-2008, 04:22 PM

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop.

Baraka_Guru · 09-09-2008, 05:12 PM

.pool a ylerem si ytilaer sa ees ew tahw dna deneppah ydaerla s'ti ebyaM
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ASU2003 · 09-09-2008, 05:16 PM

I would like the physicists to come up with what it would take to destroy the world. Then my evil plan will be one step closer to reality. [evil laugh]HA HA HA HA[/evil laugh]

The runaway black hole theory is interesting, but shouldn't work due to the fact that any matter that gets sucked in will only provide a little more mass, but no more energy. You will need a lot more constant gravitational energy to keep drawing matter into it. And even at the core of the Earth there wouldn't be enough energy to keep it going.

And the great part about this stance is if I and a bunch of other scientists are wrong, it won't matter.

Charlatan · 09-09-2008, 08:10 PM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

telekinetic · 09-09-2008, 08:34 PM

I'm not the only one who looked at the source for that page, am I?

Code:

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ok FINE here 
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/oh god I'm a nerd....runs away

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 04:43 AM

are we still here?

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 04:47 AM

here still we are

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 04:50 AM

how do you know?

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 04:55 AM

you do know how

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 04:59 AM

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop.

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 06:31 AM

what happened is already merely reality and it's a loop we see as Maybe.
__________________
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spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

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telekinetic · 09-10-2008, 06:32 AM

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 06:35 AM

i wanted to watch the beams move around the accelerator, but all i saw streaming was a black hole.
time is short.
i just know to watch the beams move the accelerator streaming was a black hole.
time is shor
i watch the beams move the accelerator hole.
time is sho
i watch the accelerator hole.
tim

i wanted to watch the beams move around the accelerator, but all i saw streaming was a black hole.
time is short.
i just know to watch the beams move the accelerator streaming was a black hole.
time is shor
i watch the beams move the accelerator hole.
time is sho
i watch the accelerator hole.
ti

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 07:06 AM

a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handleeldnah revlis tepmurt detagurroc sti enohpomarg a
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hearreah ti ssenlufhtiaf hcus .god gninnips

it make you sick..kcis uoy ekam ti
__________________

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 07:09 AM

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 07:54 AM

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 07:59 AM

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 08:31 AM

roachboy · 09-10-2008, 08:33 AM

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop.

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 08:48 AM

__________________
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.uoy ot yas ot erom gnihton tog ev'I

ring · 09-10-2008, 09:03 AM

Theredpillbluepillredpillbluepill is a pre-view and an after-view.

Please pass the Fruit-Loops.

Jove · 09-10-2008, 10:59 AM

Where is Gordon Freeman?!?

LoganSnake · 09-10-2008, 11:35 AM

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

Baraka_Guru · 09-10-2008, 11:44 AM

Ce ne sont pas des ciseaux.

Quote:

MOVE "0" TO COUNTER
LOOP ADD "1" TO COUNTER
COMPARE COUNTER TO "10"
GOTO LOOP IF UNEQUAL
STOP

Dieses ist nicht eine schleife.

Cynosure · 09-10-2008, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

I'm not the only one who looked at the source for that page, am I?

You're the only one who cared enough to look.

roachboy · 09-11-2008, 12:18 PM

dlish · 09-11-2008, 01:27 PM

ground hog day.. yep it's definately already ended...

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

tenchi069 · 09-17-2008, 10:34 PM

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

Best source for your information regarding colliders and world destruction.

Baraka_Guru · 09-18-2008, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenchi069

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

Best source for your information regarding colliders and world destruction.

That domain was registered 10,000 years ago. The site was posted moments later....

ASU2003 · 09-19-2008, 04:12 PM

I think time traveling aliens sabotaged it for us to make sure the transformer didn't fail during the first collision test.

telekinetic · 09-19-2008, 07:27 PM

Here, if you want to keep tabs on it, is a link to live webcams. Pretty neat!

LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams

biznatch · 04-06-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

respect notch ++

span2 · 10-16-2009, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASU2003

I think time traveling aliens sabotaged it for us to make sure the transformer didn't fail during the first collision test.

Perhaps they did: The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate

09-09-2008, 09:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Yakk Wehret Den Anfängen! Location: Ontario, Canada	LHC -- destroyed the earth yet? This website produces an up-to-the-minute report on the status of the LHC (large supercollider, being turned on today for testing) destroying the earth or not: Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet? Thought that might be useful. __________________ Last edited by JHVH : 10-29-4004 BC at 09:00 PM. Reason: Time for a rest.

09-09-2008, 09:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
snowy New and Improved Location: Oregon Blog Entries: 249	There will also be a live webcast: Live webcast Technically, the collider will be turned on at roughly 3:30am EDT, so you don't need to start paying attention until then. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

09-09-2008, 10:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto Blog Entries: 38	It better not destroy the earth because I'll be pissed if my last meal turns out to be KFC. __________________ ...or as I like to affectionally call it: a "Mouth Hug". - Ron White

09-09-2008, 10:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it. Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix. Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles. __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

09-09-2008, 03:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Bringing a Chill to the Tropics Moderator Location: Lion City Blog Entries: 35	If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it. Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix. Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles. __________________ “Under a separation of state and economics, especially with laissez-faire capitalism [Free Trade], the state no longer has a role to play in protecting the people and assuring their happiness. Laissez-faire means capitalism is outside the regulatory control of the state and that the people are entirely at the mercy of the capitalists.” – Thomas Jefferson

09-09-2008, 03:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	Don't call me up, when you figure it out I've got nothing more to say to you. __________________ Don't call me up, when you figure it out I've got nothing more to say to you. Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 09-09-2008 at 04:04 PM..

09-09-2008, 04:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it. Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix. Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former o... wait, this looks like deja vu. __________________ █ █ Movie Reviews - Ratings longest thread ever!

09-09-2008, 04:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop. __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-09-2008, 05:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	.pool a ylerem si ytilaer sa ees ew tahw dna deneppah ydaerla s'ti ebyaM __________________ eldnah revlis tepmurt detagurroc sti enohpomarg a raeh ti ssenlufhtiaf hcus .god gninnips .kcis uoy ekam ti etiawhtarb uamak-

09-09-2008, 05:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: possibly ohio	I would like the physicists to come up with what it would take to destroy the world. Then my evil plan will be one step closer to reality. [evil laugh]HA HA HA HA[/evil laugh] The runaway black hole theory is interesting, but shouldn't work due to the fact that any matter that gets sucked in will only provide a little more mass, but no more energy. You will need a lot more constant gravitational energy to keep drawing matter into it. And even at the core of the Earth there wouldn't be enough energy to keep it going. And the great part about this stance is if I and a bunch of other scientists are wrong, it won't matter.

09-09-2008, 08:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Charlatan Bringing a Chill to the Tropics Moderator Location: Lion City Blog Entries: 35	If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it. Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix. Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles. __________________ “Under a separation of state and economics, especially with laissez-faire capitalism [Free Trade], the state no longer has a role to play in protecting the people and assuring their happiness. Laissez-faire means capitalism is outside the regulatory control of the state and that the people are entirely at the mercy of the capitalists.” – Thomas Jefferson

09-10-2008, 04:43 AM	#13 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	are we still here? __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-10-2008, 04:47 AM	#14 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	here still we are __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

09-10-2008, 04:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
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09-10-2008, 04:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	you do know how __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

09-10-2008, 04:59 AM	#17 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop. __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-10-2008, 06:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	what happened is already merely reality and it's a loop we see as Maybe. __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-10-2008, 06:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
telekinetic Now with 100% less Elitist Title! Location: Wunderland Blog Entries: 1	<!-- oh shit bears! -->

09-10-2008, 06:35 AM	#20 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	i wanted to watch the beams move around the accelerator, but all i saw streaming was a black hole. time is short. i just know to watch the beams move the accelerator streaming was a black hole. time is shor i watch the beams move the accelerator hole. time is sho i watch the accelerator hole. tim i wanted to watch the beams move around the accelerator, but all i saw streaming was a black hole. time is short. i just know to watch the beams move the accelerator streaming was a black hole. time is shor i watch the beams move the accelerator hole. time is sho i watch the accelerator hole. ti __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-10-2008, 07:06 AM	#21 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handleeldnah revlis tepmurt detagurroc sti enohpomarg a spinning dog. such faithfulness it hearreah ti ssenlufhtiaf hcus .god gninnips it make you sick..kcis uoy ekam ti __________________ <!-- oh god gninnips! -->

09-10-2008, 07:09 AM	#22 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	__________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-10-2008, 07:54 AM	#23 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	__________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

09-10-2008, 07:59 AM	#24 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	__________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-10-2008, 08:31 AM	#25 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	__________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

09-10-2008, 08:33 AM	#26 (permalink)
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09-10-2008, 08:48 AM	#27 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	__________________ tuo ti erugif uoy nehw ,pu em llac t'noD .uoy ot yas ot erom gnihton tog ev'I

09-10-2008, 09:03 AM	#28 (permalink)
ring * Blog Entries: 3	Theredpillbluepillredpillbluepill is a pre-view and an after-view. Please pass the Fruit-Loops.

09-10-2008, 10:59 AM	#29 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan Blog Entries: 19	Where is Gordon Freeman?!?

09-10-2008, 11:35 AM	#30 (permalink)
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09-11-2008, 12:18 PM	#33 (permalink)
roachboy Moderator Location: essex ma Blog Entries: 396	__________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

09-11-2008, 01:27 PM	#34 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Moderator Location: Australia/UAE Blog Entries: 11	ground hog day.. yep it's definately already ended... If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it. Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix. Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere "Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

09-17-2008, 10:34 PM	#35 (permalink)
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09-19-2008, 04:12 PM	#37 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: possibly ohio	I think time traveling aliens sabotaged it for us to make sure the transformer didn't fail during the first collision test.

09-19-2008, 07:27 PM	#38 (permalink)
telekinetic Now with 100% less Elitist Title! Location: Wunderland Blog Entries: 1	Here, if you want to keep tabs on it, is a link to live webcams. Pretty neat! LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams