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Tully Mars · 05-23-2009, 07:13 PM

My neighbor across the street walks the beach topless almost daily. Too bad she's not at all friendly. She has two dogs, as do I. I asked her one morning while at the market what kind of dogs she has and she responded with "four legged" and walked away.

ItWasMe · 05-26-2009, 02:54 PM

Was she topless?

Tully Mars · 05-26-2009, 08:11 PM

In the market when I saw her? No. At that time I'd just moved into this house. I'd merely seen her in front of her house a few times with the dogs. Had no idea she walked the beach topless. Didn't know that until about a week and half later when I got done moving. I was sitting on my back porch one morning watching the sailboats and wind surfers when she walked by with her dogs sans top. Since settling down here I've found thats pretty much her daily routine.

CinnamonGirl · 05-26-2009, 08:34 PM

Technically, she was my across-the-street neighbor, and technically it wasn't WHILE she was my neighbor... but yes.

Then again, so has the rest of the world.

blahblah454 · 05-26-2009, 09:14 PM

Sweet Jesus CG, RR lived across the street from you? Did she look that good in real life or is it all makeup work?

dlish · 05-26-2009, 11:13 PM

umm..sorry..ive just woken up from my cave..

whos RR?

CinnamonGirl · 05-27-2009, 12:25 AM

That would be Raven Riley. Yep, she lived across the street from me...used to catch the bus at my house. She was in my younger brother's class... and yeah. She really does look that good.

I was incredibly weirded out the first time someone pointed out her website.

Redlemon · 05-27-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tully Mars

I was sitting on my back porch one morning watching the sailboats and wind surfers when she walked by with her dogs sans top. Since settling down here I've found thats pretty much her daily routine.

And its now your daily routine to be on your back porch at that time of the morning?

Tully Mars · 05-27-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

And its now your daily routine to be on your back porch at that time of the morning?

No her attitude makes her completely unattractive to me. I've talked to a couple other neighbors who've tried talking to her, men and women. and they got the GFY replies. Lots of fish in the sea.

jimmy1s269 · 05-27-2009, 11:30 AM

havent managed to see either of the hotties next door to me naked but i would love to. well, from far away. one girl has a smokin hard body with boobs that just have to be paid for considering the rest of her figure. but she's scary ugly up close. the other girl is a hot little blondie. doesnt have bolt ons but has a nice set of legs and ass.

genuinegirly · 05-27-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tully Mars

No her attitude makes her completely unattractive to me. I've talked to a couple other neighbors who've tried talking to her, men and women. and they got the GFY replies. Lots of fish in the sea.

Aren't there more fish in your freezer? Why bother going back to the sea
Walking a dog while topless doesn't sound at all comfortable.

Redlemon · 05-27-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly

Walking a dog while topless doesn't sound at all comfortable.

The biggest problem is that if the dog is topless, then he's wearing pants, and then how will he do his business?

Xerxys · 05-27-2009, 06:28 PM

Just couldn't resist huh?

ROFL!!

ratbastid · 05-27-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

The biggest problem is that if the dog is topless, then he's wearing pants, and then how will he do his business?

Toplessness doesn't necessarily imply bottomedness.

Redlemon · 05-28-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid

Toplessness doesn't necessarily imply bottomedness.

Yes it does. Otherwise the word would be "naked".

Tully Mars · 05-28-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly

Aren't there more fish in your freezer? Why bother going back to the sea
Walking a dog while topless doesn't sound at all comfortable.

It's kind of hard to not go back to the sea. It's right out my back door. I drink coffee and watch the sunrise here most mornings.

It doesn't look uncomfortable. She has two dogs walking on either side of her. Sometimes in a leash, some days not. It's not like they're dragging, her face down, up and down the beach.

Leto · 05-28-2009, 11:30 AM

I went to a small eastern university, and thought that this would never happen to me. One day while returning home to my residence, from a class that went until 5:30 pm I was pleased to notice that it was dark enough outside to see into the dorm windows of the women's residence. To my delight, ah crap.

Nothing like that would ever happen to me.

Except that once, while showering in the women's dorm (I was visiting my gf for the weekend) another girl finished her shower, and opened her curtain, providing me with a a full frontal and very wet view. She grabbed her towel, wrapped up and walked out of the showers, without realizing that i was even there an was a guy.

yournamehere · 05-28-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

This thread is useless without pictures.

Well, in my case that would have been illegal, not to mention creepy.

Besides, my free hand was already occupied with the binoculars . . . .

ratbastid · 05-28-2009, 12:57 PM

I'm coming to visit, Tully. Even more so than I was before this thread.

CinnamonGirl · 05-28-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid

I'm coming to visit, Tully. Even more so than I was before this thread.

TFP road trip!

Xerxys · 05-28-2009, 03:33 PM

A TFP road trip would be really unfair because we'd all go to Tully's house EVERY year!!!

Latenter · 05-29-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by yournamehere

Well, in my case that would have been illegal, not to mention creepy.

Besides, my free hand was already occupied with the binoculars . . . .

LOL, I like how the binocs are less creepy...

My boss has binoculars sitting next to his window at work, and his office faces the parking lot. It's common around 5 pm for him to let everyone know when Fishnets or Sweater Girl or Short Skirt are going home.

I wish I had a window.

UberDave · 05-31-2009, 12:50 AM

Years ago I worked in a call center on the early shift, on the 4th floor of my office building and our windows faced a hotel right across the street. We would all sit there talking on the phone and watch the hotel, and it was amazing how many people would wake up and throw the curtains wide open topless, or in the nude... A lot of people were shocked to see us waving at them from across the street. It was great.

Aladdin Sane · 05-31-2009, 11:42 AM

I was staying in a rundown hotel in Paris many years ago when a lightning storm materialized over the city. I stepped out on my 5th-story balcony to watch the sky. Across the street and on the same level I spotted a girl in a window. She was 20ish, brunette, fit, naked, and sexy. She was doing a weird rhythmic dance in time to the frequent flashes and thunder crashes of the storm. She saw me watching but didn't mind. Her bizarre ballet continued until the storm had passed over the city. I suspect the girl was mentally ill. Her dance suggested that she had created the storm and was in control of it.

sagum · 05-31-2009, 08:49 PM

I've had 3 girl next door experiances.

The first was when I was in my mid-teens, away on holiday with my parents and niece who is a year younger then me. We are more like brother and sister due to our age and the amount of time we spent growning up. We got talking with three lads and two girls. One of the girls my niece still talks even to this day.

Thate same girl was in the apartment block as us, bottom floor in an ajoining corner so we would always go places together. One afternoon, we went swimming in the indoor pool while dinner service was on. After a few hours, my niece and the girl get out start pat drying their self and talking while I do stupid stuff in the pool, underwater backflips, silly things to keep myself occupied. I come up for air after doing a backflip from the side rail and notice that they had both stripped nakid and were stud next to the wall (away from the main entrance and rest of the hotel) putting their tops on.
I had seen my niece naked before quite a few times as I was growing up so that wasn't a problem, but I remember this girl naked, dark public hair - at the time I didn't really take any notice of what I saw, I just kinda lifted my eye brows and carried on being an ass in the water. But from then on, she would keep asking me 'are you looking at me' I had reflective sunglasses on (all the rage back then, honest!) But yeah, that memory kinda stuck with me after that.

Another time, I was visiting a mate and we were walking back to his house after buying a few beers from the local off-license. Up the back of the houses there is a small bit of land that branchs onto a field with kids playground, with a small bridge and tunnel runing under it. It wasn't late, only around 6pm or so, but it was late in the year, so it was really dark. As were walked over the top of the tunnel, we were high enough to see down into some of the homes eitherside. We walked and chatted like we normally do. Then we see a a group of girls doing their make up in a large dresser (mirror I assume) as another girl walks upto her with a red bra in hand and starts to put it on. That moment we call 'redbra', and we'll always remember it.

The last time was my best mates sister, from my bed room window, I can see her house about just over the road, 3 house up. Being the computer geek I am, her mother asked me to come over and see to her computer. So I go over one day, and her mother points me to the back bedroom where the computer is and I go about trying to get rid of a load of tool bars and spywhere antivirus that had been installed. A few minutes later, in walks my sisters girlfriend with a towl on her head with a glass of water in her hand. She was shocked and ran out, not before I saw fresh shave and massive close up of her tit thanks to the glass) At the time she said she thought I was her boyfriend (I was in her mothers bedroom..), we've since dated a few times but never saw her naked again. I could have, just wasn't ready for sex then.

Redlemon · 06-01-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by UberDave

Years ago I worked in a call center on the early shift, on the 4th floor of my office building and our windows faced a hotel right across the street. We would all sit there talking on the phone and watch the hotel, and it was amazing how many people would wake up and throw the curtains wide open topless, or in the nude... A lot of people were shocked to see us waving at them from across the street. It was great.

Was this listed as part of the benefits package for your call center?

curiousbear · 06-01-2009, 12:12 PM

I was in early teen. She was four years elder to me. She was bathing in open roof bath made of thatches. I just happen to see from my first floor window. I liked seeing her. She had small nice tits. I dont remember whether she had pubes. She was a good friend. I had even cuddled with her. Strictly she shared only warmth, and nothing else

HamiC · 06-01-2009, 09:04 PM

I discovered I was getting older -- and officially needed to turn in my man card -- several years ago on New Year's eve. My bedroom window directly overlooked my neighbors' back yard and I could hear several teenagers enjoying themselves in the hot tub while their parents were away. At one point, I heard one of the young women say (loudly) "I can't believe we are all naked!"

All I had to do was sit up and look out the window, but didn't because I was too damn tired. Kinda wish I had that one to do over...

FlatLand Flyer · 06-01-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by HamiC

Kinda wish I had that one to do over...

Kinda? Kinda? Hell, I wish you would have kinda taken pictures or video.

05-23-2009, 07:13 PM	#41 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico Blog Entries: 8	My neighbor across the street walks the beach topless almost daily. Too bad she's not at all friendly. She has two dogs, as do I. I asked her one morning while at the market what kind of dogs she has and she responded with "four legged" and walked away. __________________ Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed. Me

05-26-2009, 02:54 PM	#42 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed Blog Entries: 53	Was she topless? __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

05-26-2009, 08:11 PM	#43 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico Blog Entries: 8	In the market when I saw her? No. At that time I'd just moved into this house. I'd merely seen her in front of her house a few times with the dogs. Had no idea she walked the beach topless. Didn't know that until about a week and half later when I got done moving. I was sitting on my back porch one morning watching the sailboats and wind surfers when she walked by with her dogs sans top. Since settling down here I've found thats pretty much her daily routine. __________________ Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed. Me

05-26-2009, 08:34 PM	#44 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl Gypsy in the Palace Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell Blog Entries: 47	Technically, she was my across-the-street neighbor, and technically it wasn't WHILE she was my neighbor... but yes. Then again, so has the rest of the world. __________________ "If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead." "Never trust a woman who loves the blues."

05-26-2009, 11:13 PM	#46 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Moderator Location: Australia/UAE Blog Entries: 11	umm..sorry..ive just woken up from my cave.. whos RR? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere "Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

05-26-2009, 09:14 PM	#45 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road... Blog Entries: 1	Sweet Jesus CG, RR lived across the street from you? Did she look that good in real life or is it all makeup work?

05-27-2009, 12:25 AM	#47 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl Gypsy in the Palace Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell Blog Entries: 47	That would be Raven Riley. Yep, she lived across the street from me...used to catch the bus at my house. She was in my younger brother's class... and yeah. She really does look that good. I was incredibly weirded out the first time someone pointed out her website. __________________ "If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead." "Never trust a woman who loves the blues."

05-27-2009, 11:30 AM	#50 (permalink)
jimmy1s269 Tilted	havent managed to see either of the hotties next door to me naked but i would love to. well, from far away. one girl has a smokin hard body with boobs that just have to be paid for considering the rest of her figure. but she's scary ugly up close. the other girl is a hot little blondie. doesnt have bolt ons but has a nice set of legs and ass.

05-27-2009, 06:28 PM	#53 (permalink)
Xerxys feeling lascivious ... Location: Cary, NC. Blog Entries: 37	Just couldn't resist huh? ROFL!! __________________ Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.

05-28-2009, 11:30 AM	#57 (permalink)
Leto Junkie Location: The Danforth	I went to a small eastern university, and thought that this would never happen to me. One day while returning home to my residence, from a class that went until 5:30 pm I was pleased to notice that it was dark enough outside to see into the dorm windows of the women's residence. To my delight, ah crap. Nothing like that would ever happen to me. Except that once, while showering in the women's dorm (I was visiting my gf for the weekend) another girl finished her shower, and opened her curtain, providing me with a a full frontal and very wet view. She grabbed her towel, wrapped up and walked out of the showers, without realizing that i was even there an was a guy. __________________ You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey And I never saw someone say that before You held my hand and we walked home the long way You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Leto_Atreides_I

05-28-2009, 12:57 PM	#59 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder Blog Entries: 2	I'm coming to visit, Tully. Even more so than I was before this thread.

05-28-2009, 03:33 PM	#61 (permalink)
Xerxys feeling lascivious ... Location: Cary, NC. Blog Entries: 37	A TFP road trip would be really unfair because we'd all go to Tully's house EVERY year!!! __________________ Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.

05-31-2009, 12:50 AM	#63 (permalink)
UberDave Upright	Years ago I worked in a call center on the early shift, on the 4th floor of my office building and our windows faced a hotel right across the street. We would all sit there talking on the phone and watch the hotel, and it was amazing how many people would wake up and throw the curtains wide open topless, or in the nude... A lot of people were shocked to see us waving at them from across the street. It was great.

05-31-2009, 11:42 AM	#64 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane War Monger Location: Through the briars and the brambles and the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.	I was staying in a rundown hotel in Paris many years ago when a lightning storm materialized over the city. I stepped out on my 5th-story balcony to watch the sky. Across the street and on the same level I spotted a girl in a window. She was 20ish, brunette, fit, naked, and sexy. She was doing a weird rhythmic dance in time to the frequent flashes and thunder crashes of the storm. She saw me watching but didn't mind. Her bizarre ballet continued until the storm had passed over the city. I suspect the girl was mentally ill. Her dance suggested that she had created the storm and was in control of it. __________________ Who is John Galt?

05-31-2009, 08:49 PM	#65 (permalink)
sagum Upright Location: England	I've had 3 girl next door experiances. The first was when I was in my mid-teens, away on holiday with my parents and niece who is a year younger then me. We are more like brother and sister due to our age and the amount of time we spent growning up. We got talking with three lads and two girls. One of the girls my niece still talks even to this day. Thate same girl was in the apartment block as us, bottom floor in an ajoining corner so we would always go places together. One afternoon, we went swimming in the indoor pool while dinner service was on. After a few hours, my niece and the girl get out start pat drying their self and talking while I do stupid stuff in the pool, underwater backflips, silly things to keep myself occupied. I come up for air after doing a backflip from the side rail and notice that they had both stripped nakid and were stud next to the wall (away from the main entrance and rest of the hotel) putting their tops on. I had seen my niece naked before quite a few times as I was growing up so that wasn't a problem, but I remember this girl naked, dark public hair - at the time I didn't really take any notice of what I saw, I just kinda lifted my eye brows and carried on being an ass in the water. But from then on, she would keep asking me 'are you looking at me' I had reflective sunglasses on (all the rage back then, honest!) But yeah, that memory kinda stuck with me after that. Another time, I was visiting a mate and we were walking back to his house after buying a few beers from the local off-license. Up the back of the houses there is a small bit of land that branchs onto a field with kids playground, with a small bridge and tunnel runing under it. It wasn't late, only around 6pm or so, but it was late in the year, so it was really dark. As were walked over the top of the tunnel, we were high enough to see down into some of the homes eitherside. We walked and chatted like we normally do. Then we see a a group of girls doing their make up in a large dresser (mirror I assume) as another girl walks upto her with a red bra in hand and starts to put it on. That moment we call 'redbra', and we'll always remember it. The last time was my best mates sister, from my bed room window, I can see her house about just over the road, 3 house up. Being the computer geek I am, her mother asked me to come over and see to her computer. So I go over one day, and her mother points me to the back bedroom where the computer is and I go about trying to get rid of a load of tool bars and spywhere antivirus that had been installed. A few minutes later, in walks my sisters girlfriend with a towl on her head with a glass of water in her hand. She was shocked and ran out, not before I saw fresh shave and massive close up of her tit thanks to the glass) At the time she said she thought I was her boyfriend (I was in her mothers bedroom..), we've since dated a few times but never saw her naked again. I could have, just wasn't ready for sex then.

06-01-2009, 12:12 PM	#67 (permalink)
curiousbear Psycho Location: WA	I was in early teen. She was four years elder to me. She was bathing in open roof bath made of thatches. I just happen to see from my first floor window. I liked seeing her. She had small nice tits. I dont remember whether she had pubes. She was a good friend. I had even cuddled with her. Strictly she shared only warmth, and nothing else

06-01-2009, 09:04 PM	#68 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	I discovered I was getting older -- and officially needed to turn in my man card -- several years ago on New Year's eve. My bedroom window directly overlooked my neighbors' back yard and I could hear several teenagers enjoying themselves in the hot tub while their parents were away. At one point, I heard one of the young women say (loudly) "I can't believe we are all naked!" All I had to do was sit up and look out the window, but didn't because I was too damn tired. Kinda wish I had that one to do over...