Malik

When you recently lost your virginity, anything makes you cum.

Bill O'Rights

Redheads. Not all. But most redheads. But, c'mon...you knew that. Didn't you?

'Course...time was...all it took was a good stiff breeze. Sadly, those days are but a distant, and yet happy, memory. But, at least I'm not on the viagra train...just yet.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Plan9

Stockings and their arm equiv. A-bomb hot for no good reason.

A surprise cock-squeezin'. Completely random with a wink.

M240B.*

Sexual activities beyond what the Amish consider acceptable.

Dark chocolate Raisinettes (TM).

The_Jazz, when he corrects my spelling and grammar.

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*SSG Bryan Otero. Mosul, Iraq. 2003.

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The_Jazz

Hey, y'all, watch this:

Plan9, you're supposed to capitalize the "C" in Dark Chocolate Raisinettes. You also had a bunch of incomplete phrases that you're trying pass off as sentences.

{crackle} We need a clean up on Ed Woods. Clean up on Ed Woods. {pop, hiss}

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

SSJTWIZTA

that, sir, is called a buzzcock.

good stuff jazz. good stuff.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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raging moderate

+1

Wakazashi

small breasts

soapy massage

highdro69

"I want your cum inside me."
I can't imagine a place or situation where being whispered that in my ear wouldn't give me a full raging hard on. Wedding, dentist appointment, funeral, you name it. Sorry grandma.

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m0rpheus

Watching my GF masterbate to lesbian porn. She likes it, and it gets me pretty much insta-hard.

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Plan9

Funny, I usually say no to that request given that not having a kid is totally a turn on.

I think it's more fun if they want their reward deposited elsewhere.

Ya know, in a place that doesn't turn into a teenager if you ignore it for 13 years.

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Formerly username "Crompsin."

World's King

Piano wire, hand-cuffs, blindfolds, car battery, baseball bat, chainsaw, box of trash bags, and a shovel.

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FuglyStick

"pooper"

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montar

It all boils down to projecting self-confidence and show you want sex as much as the horniest man. Stereotypically (yes I know I'm generalizing, but that's the point), the man is supposed to be the aggressor or the chaser and the woman is supposed to be the one chased and "give in". As a man, when my wife on rare occassions breaks those roles and chases me for sex, that's an instant turn on. A lot of the earlier suggestions, wearing sexy lingerie, not wearing underwear, rubbing herself or him, all boils down to her chasing him. Those are the sexy moments that really stick out in my memory.

mixedmedia

You've never heard of delayed gratification?
we like it.

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GreyWolf

We like it, too... but at least as much for the gratification part as for the delayed part!

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She was not quite what you would call unrefined.

She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. - Mark Twain

Dano069

There's so many things, let's see...

When my wife flashes truck drivers.

When I think of her and one of her sisters doing me.

The thought of coming on my wife's face and tits, then, actually doing it.

Fantasies of my wife getting gangbanged.

Short shorts, short skirt (with or without panties), thigh high stockings, tight shirt (with or without a bra), low cut shirt.

Eating my honey's pussy.

There's more, but that'll do for now.

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I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

Gabbyness

Just crapped my pants.

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fresnelly

"Anyone up for Skinny Dipping?"

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Plan9

In Toronto?! Doesn't that give you an innie?

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Formerly username "Crompsin."

fresnelly

Quite the opposite my friend. Quite the opposite.

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Plan9

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Formerly username "Crompsin."

highdro69

Yea, but that's part of the danger and excitement! "Will I have to pay a skinhead to kick my girlfriend in the stomach when this is over? I don't know, let's find out!"

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Plan9

Heh, I need a couple of shots in me to find that one funny.

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Formerly username "Crompsin."

Strange Famous

you forgot a bag of lime
you also somewhat disturb me!

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raptor9k

Short skirt, stockings with garter belt, no panties, tight low cut shirt. That's a recipe for an erection. Self-confidence and a mischievous gleam to the eye are also big turn-ons.

Lindy

I'll take this literally and massage his dick with his pants still on -a clothed hand-job- maybe unzip him and put my hand inside his pants, play with his balls. I'd talk dirty. I'd ask him to tell me how much he likes my tits (guys like to talk dirty too.) I might ask him to tell me about somebody else that he would like to be doing what I'm doing to him.

Lindy

curiousbear

Definitely works

Xerxys

Just came in pants.

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Anonymous Member

So guys and gals, what’s the best way you’ve ever been initiated to have sex? You've always got the best ideas!

LoganSnake

This would do it for me.

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crystalan

Doing it in unexpected places at unexpected times and slipping in occasionally a different move, technique. I'm a girl so I hope this advice is applicable. Trying it in a different area of the house, car, outside somewhere kind-of private but suspenseful enough to think at any moment you could get caught. Sex toys help, as does fun lingerie and dresses/skirts. Easy access men seem to love for the obvious reasons. Moaning, spanking, talking dirty, you get the idea.

DanLucas

A brief phone call at work:

"remember that lace chemise you gave me in Albuquerque? I'm wearing it now, and can't wait until you get home..."

Instant.

Shaindra

Going to the ladies room, upon return, stuffing your damp panties into his hand.

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Plan9

Depends on what they're damp from.

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Formerly username "Crompsin."

Shaindra

If they were damp from anything but my fresh, girlie juices, I'd have just stuffed them in my purse.

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levite

*faints*

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Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
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ChristinaG

There are so many ways to get your guy nice and hard..... but here are a few things I have done. While we are out of the house, I whisper in his ear, and tell him all the things I am going to do to him when we get home. If we are sitting at a table across from each other, I reach my foot up to his croch and rest my foot between his legs, then i write a note on a napkin and tell him I can feel the heat of his cock on my foot, and how much i want to feel the heat in me. stand behind him, reach around and slip your hands in the waist of his pants, and gently scratch his pubes as you remove your hands. Give him quick peeks of your body, the risk of being caught by someone else adds to the effect for both of you. tell him how wet you are, and he is the reason you are wet, then put your hand down your pants and pull out your wet fingers as evidence.

At home.... let him catch you masturbating, serve dinner completely nude or learn to talk dirty, never met a guy that doesnt like that!!!

Vigilante

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/erection.jpg

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LoganSnake

I'm sending my next girlfriend to live with you for a month and learn the tricks.

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There is a core and it's hardcore. All is hardcore when made with love. The love is voice of savage soul. This savage love is understructable.

Given enough time all gods and goddesses die, they are then merely replaced with new mythology.

Vigilante

Do you offer wife training?

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True patriotism is more closely linked to dissent than it is to conformity and a blind desire for safety and security.