Cynthetiq

I found this to be a little thing and thought, I don't think I want to have any of my genitalia reproduced anywhere. I'm fine with it just in my pants.

anyone else have any interest?

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Plan9

No, but I recognize number 4!

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My god, that's disgusting jewelry.

They're like evil neck cookies.

Where's the matching cock belt buckle?

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Willravel

No neck is strong enough.

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Punk.of.Ages

I totally thought this was going to be a thread about cock piercings...
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My dick would make an awesome belt buckle, I think.

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wooÐs

Maybe on a Sterling Silver omega chain...

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Plan9

For your pussy? j/k

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wooÐs

I found this thread so interesting, that I sent the info to my irl friends.
Who knew you could be completely done with Christmas shopping in October?

5stars.

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Craven Morehead

right out loud!!!!

Baraka_Guru

Great, another reason to stare at women's chests....

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This reeks of Girl Power fail, almost to the amplitude of Beyoncé's work. But only because it's so clumsily overt.

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Why do I want to name them the Amulets of Vag?

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I think these might work if they were edible. Maybe make them bubble gum or white chocolate.

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guccilvr

if you need one of these to remind yourself that you're beautiful.. you have some deep rooted problems that a vulva chain isn't going to cure.

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Plan9

I can't wait to see a gangstra rap video star with one of these on a platinum chain.

"Bling bling with the vag vag, mother fucka!"

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wooÐs

Pft.
Racist.

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Baraka_Guru

"I got a fist fulla fiddies, an' punani's on da chain!"

Personally, I like my chocolate like I like my women: dark and full of nuts.

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guccilvr

please. don't do that again.

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Plan9

No, I insist. He could be the next Ali G. His education + sweet flow = $$$.

And he could buy you all the "neckcunt" your little heart desires.

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"Throatslot."

"Gashgorget."

Damn, I'm on a roll!

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Baraka_Guru

I was going to go for "neckpie."

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Plan9

"Gorget" is like a twenty dollar word, though. I'm especially proud of that epithet.

I can't believe my rudimentary knowledge of medieval armor came into play here.

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wooÐs

There's a joke here somewhere about a pearl necklace...

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seamaiden

Hehehe...little full of yourself there aren't you, or I guess maybe it's your partners who are full of you.

Oh...and no, I wouldn't want one.

Plan9

Yeah, but those are free at the cost of a little handling of the delivery mechanism.

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Strange Famous

Thats one of the strangest things Ive ever seen.

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Shunyata34

I thought this thread was going to be totally different. I was going to say no cock piercing, but have thought about the nipple.

Those things do nothing to flatter a person!! Wow the look kinda knarly!