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Old 11-02-2009, 02:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Viagra..

Does anybody know where i can get hold of Viagra in the uk? But i do not have disfunction or anything like that, tryed herbal alternative and it did nothing...

I am an 18 year old male! Just want to give my girlfriend a good time!
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You don't need viagra for that. And you don't want to be taking prescription drugs that you don't need, just for their recreational aspects. Especially ones whose effects you should be able to easily duplicate at your age.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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When you end up in the ER with a 24 hour erection (which is both more painful and a whole lot less fun then it sounds), don't say we didn't warn you!
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What herbal alternative did you try? Many herbal therapies require weeks before they take effect, and some promoted and sold as miraculous are actually quite ineffective.

I'm sure many people looking for "an edge" sexually merely need to quit drinking and smoking and start exercising.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Does anybody know where i can get hold of Viagra in the uk? But i do not have disfunction or anything like that, tryed herbal alternative and it did nothing...

I am an 18 year old male! Just want to give my girlfriend a good time!
Try tongue exercises or buy the Karma Sutra or The Joy of Sex. They're much more likely to help.

[stands back and waits for the spammers to hit...]
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I am an 18 year old male! Just want to give my girlfriend a good time!
Perhaps this has less to do with Viagra and more to do with Ritalin.

If there was one thing I could do at 18... it was remain hard.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why dont you just go celibate for a week? (Can't believe I just said that) avoid sodas and foods with preservatives during that week ... its not that hard and will greatly replicate the effects of Viagra for a much longer period than just one fuck session.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Try the thread Male Enhancement Reviews - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community for other enhancers. Or, you know, just fuck. Or add a dildo to the fun, take turns between you and it. Does she really want to be railed for an hour?
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Does she really want to be railed for an hour?
Bingo. Every woman I've been with has said at one time or another that they don't really want a listless Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 with a perma-dong banging at them for an hour. If you can't have fun with 30 minutes of naked time, you're doing something wrong.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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When the ads warn of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, here is what they are talking about:

During an erection, blood flows into the pelvic area and the veins leading away constrict, trapping the blood there to maintain arousal. As the blood stays in the pelvic area, it is slowly depleted of oxygen. Blood needs to cycle back up to the heart and lungs to get resupplied. It can only do that when things cool down. So what happens when blood runs out of oxygen? Necrosis. Your tissue literally dies. If this gets too severe, your penis will literally die and it will have to be amputated before it can affect other parts of your body.

Good luck with the Viagra.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i tried viagra a few years back. not because i needed it, but for the same reason you're asking for.

and guess what? it did absolutely nothing for me.

the expectations of viagara is way overdone, and theres much better ways of enjoying your partner than just reaming your partner thinking you were the god of all creation for those two seconds
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