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Insane
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Never been to a massage parlour, but I bet if you go to one that guarantees "happy endings", they'll be more than willing to tickle you if you're willing to pay.
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feeling lascivious ...
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ROFL!!!
I am skinny so I never got a massage, a proper massage, till I turned 20 when I started actively trying to put on weight. Any touch to my side and I spasm like an epileptic!
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Quote:
![]() funniest thing ive heard all week..oh wait, its only monday...
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