realmaniac

does anyone out there know if there are massage parlours which, when they massage you, make it extremely ticklish or tickle you during the massage? Or any which you can request for them to tickle you crazy?

GreyWolf

Never been to a massage parlour, but I bet if you go to one that guarantees "happy endings", they'll be more than willing to tickle you if you're willing to pay.

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Redlemon

[rant, again] Go find a prostitute. Massage therapists aren't prostitutes. [/ rant]

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Xerxys

ROFL!!!

I am skinny so I never got a massage, a proper massage, till I turned 20 when I started actively trying to put on weight. Any touch to my side and I spasm like an epileptic!

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dlish

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funniest thing ive heard all week..oh wait, its only monday...

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realmaniac

i see. so you can really request for it. anyone daring enough to try then update me? hohoho that will be so fun. but it will be weird if you gotta pay for it. i mean it as just a playful request? cause you know some people like being tickled =P too bad there arent tickle parlours in singapore lmao

Redlemon

Wait, so you are expecting to find a hooker in a massage parlor, then NOT PAY FOR IT?
*brain explodes*

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dlish

looks like you make yourself ROFL..why would you need a tickling prostitute?

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realmaniac

why would i need a tickling prostitute? hell cause i've got a tickle fetish!! that cannot be too hard to understand yeah? unless perhaps you've never come across anyone with a fetish for tickling then you could use some research on youtube =.- so now tell me, WHERE can i get a good tickler!! =P

Redlemon

If you don't want to pay for it, have you considered a girlfriend?

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Baraka_Guru

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Thank you...thank you...you're too kind. I'll be here all week. Try the lobster bisque, it's fantastic...and don't forget tip your waiter!

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Redlemon

Man, a Rolfer would be the last place to try. Rolfing can be downright painful.

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Lady Bear Cub

Fetishist or girlfriend. I'm not sure which one is cheaper.

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realmaniac

THANKS GUYS. yeah the girlfriend trick i've tried. some suck at tickling or cant explore the good spots well. some find it weird, but it might be second nature to others and they'd just tickle you at random times of the day. That's a good suggestion. However, you know we need a change of clothes sometime and there just dont seem to be any place here which offer such brilliant services