Food effecting the taste of Cum - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tiger4053 · 05-11-2005, 06:06 PM

What foods will make the taste better?

What foods will make it taste worse?

I heard asparagus is BAD! Chocolate is bitter. Bananas and Pineapple make it sweeter.

What other foods have their effects?

Chuckles · 05-11-2005, 06:37 PM

I've heard eating things like celery will increase the load, so thats peter north's secret! More citrus food = sweeter i believe.

Sweetpea · 05-11-2005, 07:10 PM

I've heard there are allot of tricks out there.

personally, I make my husband a cup of chamomile tea earlier in the evening, does the trick every time . . . turns the taste very sweet

Sweet Pea

streak_56 · 05-11-2005, 08:18 PM

Meats or high protein foods would make the taste a little bitter, while citrus foods or high sugar foods would make it taste sweeter. This is not from a person perspective, but solely from what I have been told.

K-Wise · 05-11-2005, 08:58 PM

Yeah I've heard various things. I've also heard really spicey food makes it taste great but thats probably bullshit. I'll never know myself anyway.

Asta!!

visotech · 05-11-2005, 09:17 PM

In terms of making it sweeter, i've read that only natural sugars will sweeten it, that means the sugars in fruits and such, not corn syrup lol

Could you imagine your SO seriously enjoying the taste of your load? (when I say enjoy I mean enjoy the taste of your load over say a piece of candy/chocolate)

chickentribs · 05-11-2005, 09:52 PM

I have had one SO who told me that anything healthy and natural increased enzeyme production in digestion which in turn made the taste sour. I actually only ate salads when she wasn't around because she was so sure of herself and let's face it - she was pretty much holding all the cards.

The next girl I dated we talked about it and she asked me if I could describe the taste of oysters. The point is to enjoy the texture and the way they slide down your throat when you eat them. She said, "if you are focusing on the taste you are missing the point." I really liked her.

Some women like milk chocolate and some like dark chocolate. As long as I am asking the right questions, I'll do my best to bring home the right candy! (that in no way discounts the awkwardness of asking a girl how she likes her cum to taste the first time...)

Sage · 05-11-2005, 09:55 PM

Tacos = bad! Garlic also makes it taste icky. I too have heard the pineapple rumor, tho I haven't tested it out on Martel... yet!

Biscuit Buns · 05-11-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickentribs

Some women like milk chocolate and some like dark chocolate. As long as I am asking the right questions, I'll do my best to bring home the right candy! (that in no way discounts the awkwardness of asking a girl how she likes her cum to taste the first time...)

Hey! I like YOU!

You're awefully considerate!

I had the following info saved from a while back. I'm not sure where I got it or if it's accurate, but it should give a starting point for those interested. I've found that more citrus always makes me taste better.

To taste better, eat...
Plums
Oranges
Lemons
Limes
Cilantro
Spearmint
Grapefruit
Green tea
Beer
Pineapple
Mangoes
Chamomile tea

To taste better, AVOID...
Broccoli
Brussels Sprouts
Spices
Coffee
Chocolate
Cigarettes
Asparagus
Chemically processed liquor
Onions
Garlic
Dairy Products
Red meat

chickentribs · 05-12-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biscuit Buns

Hey! I like YOU!

You're awefully considerate!

Well, thanks... but I did mention eating the salads and stuff behind her back, didn't I??

Thanks for the list - a lot of this looks familiar to what I've heard as well. Worst case scenario we could always just apply the mangoes and pineapples topically to make up for the asparagus burger and coffee we just had for dinner!

Daniel_ · 05-12-2005, 02:18 AM

I had this conversation with my SO last night, and she tells me that flavour is not really the issue. As with the oyster analogy earlier it's the activity that she gets off on, not the taste.

She LOVES getting me off, annd I love her for it. I am blown away (pun intended) by her speeding up and getting more into it as I come. There is nothing like looking at her smile as I reach the point of no return.

The only thing that makes me sad is the number of years I was wastng my time without her.

snowy · 05-12-2005, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetpea

I've heard there are allot of tricks out there.

personally, I make my husband a cup of chamomile tea earlier in the evening, does the trick every time . . . turns the taste very sweet

Sweet Pea

I'll have to try that trick...

A certain guy and I recently completed a taste test following his discontinuation of Accutane. Boy, did that change the taste! He is now very bitter by comparison. I'm going to have to get him drinking chamomile and eating more pineapple slices.

K-Wise · 05-12-2005, 03:09 AM

(takes notes)

Asta!!

Jesus Pimp · 05-12-2005, 05:33 AM

If you want good tasting cum don't eat beef.

visotech · 05-12-2005, 05:49 AM

Now when you gals/guys are saying eating so and so "changes the taste" of cum, how knoticable is the difference?

boredom · 05-12-2005, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biscuit Buns

Beer

Wohoo Beer!

tiger4053 · 05-12-2005, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by visotech

Now when you gals/guys are saying eating so and so "changes the taste" of cum, how knoticable is the difference?

Very noticable! I want to taste it and enjoy it. The texture is a major thing, but if you like the texture and it tastes bad, it isnt nearly as enjoyable. If it tastes sweet, some girls just cant get enough.

Then there are days when my b/f has been gone for a week and when he gets back its shoots right down my throat and chokes me, and I dont even get the chance to taste it.

I also wondered how long before the act, that they had to consume the food. A couple hours, full digestive period, a day..?

The input so far has been wonderful! Thank you!

Carno · 05-12-2005, 06:32 PM

Am I the only one who thinks it's bullshit that you can eat something and several hours later your jizz tastes better? Wouldn't it take longer than that to affect the taste? I think it's all mental.

chickentribs · 05-12-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carn

Am I the only one who thinks it's bullshit that you can eat something and several hours later your jizz tastes better? Wouldn't it take longer than that to affect the taste? I think it's all mental.

I can think of better things to call bullshit on, but...

1. Think how quickly food is digested and absorbed into your blood stream - 1 hour tops right? Once the body breaks down the nutrients your body is like a sponge sucking it up. Seems to make sense to me.

2. If it is bullshit, I don't want to know. Ignorant and getting head beats... well, everything else.

3. If it isn't bullshit, where's that pineapple?

dlish · 05-14-2005, 02:43 AM

sugars can be absorbed in about 15 minutes into the bloodstream.

my SO is a dietitician, and she does tests on absorbtion of sugars into the blood stream. she works with lots of diabetes patients. she said that at the 15min mark you get a spike in the blood sugar levels. dont ask me how its done, but its scientifically based.

so yeah if sugar does make it sweeter, and it takes 15 mins to absorb into the blood, then why wouldnt it be instantaneous..although if i knew my load was gonna be swallowed, id be eating at least a day or two in advance...

wont hurt would it

Sleepyjack · 05-14-2005, 08:55 AM

Semen actually looks like a pretty good, cheap, natural multi-vitamin supplement

http://www.jackinworld.com/library/science/semcomp.html

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)

I imagine you'd have to drink a plethora of cum though; due to the minute quantities

cellophanedeity · 05-14-2005, 10:56 AM

hmm... I think I'm going to make my love come so I can taste how it is regularly, then try feeding my love all sorts of the good things for a week, then see if the taste changes.

Science in bed!

Phant84 · 05-14-2005, 01:50 PM

hmm, i always heard that beer makes it taste bad. along with cigarettes. well, its time to start off on the fruits again to see if my SO notices anything.

Redlemon · 05-25-2005, 11:43 AM

Ok, the thread is a couple weeks stale, but I just read this short story off of my favorite sex humor author's website, Hoot Island. It covers most of what has been written above, but...

Quote:

"A Matter of Taste"

The guy had to be the most embarrassed person I'd ever seen in my life. "Excuse me," he mumbled, looking everywhere but my actual face.

I set down the basket of lettuces I was carrying and smiled at him. Always put the customer at his or her ease; that's the GrubMart way, or so my training manual said. "Yes sir? How can I help you?"

"Which... um... which fruit is the sweetest?" he stammered.

"Sweetest? Well, that depends on the season and how you're planning on using it."

"Using it?" He turned bright red and glanced around at the other shoppers. "What do you mean?"

I leaned back against the lettuce bin. "Were you just going to bite into it, or use it in a recipe, or blend it into a drink, or what? How were you going to use it?"

"Oh, of course. Ha ha! Yes, I see," he said, visibly relieved. "No, no, I just, um. I need the sweetest fruit I can find, it's a... er, it's a dietary requirement. Look, could you just answer the question? I'm gonna eat it right out of the bag, which one is the sweetest?"

"Looking to make your semen taste better, am I right, sir?"

If you watched carefully, you could have plainly seen the last drop of blood drain from his face. For a second, everything around us went perfectly still. "Wha... wha... what did you say?"

"There are plenty of diets that recommend fruit, but none I know of that demand sweetness. The taste doesn't necessarily determine the fructose level so if you're trying to balance out an overdose of insulin that won't help. No, sir, the only reason I know of for a nervous person to be demanding sweet fruit is to make his come taste better."

"I... I..."

"I'd recommend pineapple juice. Tastes good and the acidic juice will give your semen a sugary tang. Might not be the best though, hang on." His eyes bugged out when I called past his shoulder to my boss, three rows over. "Hey Murray? What do you use for better tasting come?"

Murray, middle-aged and balding, rubbed his hand over his face a few times while he thought about it. "I gotta go with your figs," he called back. "Cleans that gunk right out, turns your goo into meringue."

The customer just stood there, getting redder and redder. Then he jumped when the shopper behind him nudged him with a cart.

"You a smoker? Smoking tars up your spunk something awful. My Louise never would get down there before I quit the cancer sticks. Dunno why that they don't mention that in those anti-smoking commercials," he said, and laughed. "Ha! I meant about the taste, not about Louise. You know."

A soccer-mom-looking lady digging through the tomatoes looked up. "Avoid asparagus. I still get queasy thinking about it."

Next to her, a young man agreed. "And curry. God, I swear I tasted curry powder for a week after my boyfriend had some."

"Avoid dairy products, and alkaline-based foods like fish," yelled Murray.

"Anybody here tried Semenex?" I called out. "Supposed to really help." No one had, but more people started moving over to the produce department to offer suggestions. That's why I love working in a local grocery store. People are always willing to help out.

"Don't drink hard liquor."

"Yeah, stick with your naturally fermented beers like Rolling Rock or Kirin."

"Peppermint schnapps can help," said an elderly woman, patting the now-mortified customer on the shoulder.

"Papaya is good."

"Stay away from red meat!"

A young woman carrying a loaf of bread stopped to suggest some herbal products he might try because they worked wonders for her youth director.

"Drink lots of water!"

"Hell, just wash the damn thing and I'd be happy," one lady called out, to general laughter and applause.

When I looked back the customer was gone but I quickly spied him over at the checkout, piling cases of pineapple juice onto the belt. That's a job well done, I thought, and went back to work.

In the distance, I could hear Sally, the cashier, look over his selections with a practiced eye. "Making your semen taste better, eh?"

raeanna74 · 05-25-2005, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Ok, the thread is a couple weeks stale, but I just read this short story off of my favorite sex humor author's website, Hoot Island. It covers most of what has been written above, but...

That my friend was hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

I gotta say one more time (since I know I've said it before her). AVOID smoking. I don't care what else you eat but if you smoke I'm gonna spit it out guaranteed. I've never tasted anything so aweful as cum from a guy who smoked. I'd rather eat dog food.

oberon · 05-25-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biscuit Buns

Hey! I like YOU!

You're awefully considerate!

I had the following info saved from a while back. I'm not sure where I got it or if it's accurate, but it should give a starting point for those interested. I've found that more citrus always makes me taste better.

To taste better, eat...
Plums
Oranges
Lemons
Limes
Cilantro
Spearmint
Grapefruit
Green tea
Beer
Pineapple
Mangoes
Chamomile tea

To taste better, AVOID...
Broccoli
Brussels Sprouts
Spices
Coffee
Chocolate
Cigarettes
Asparagus
Chemically processed liquor
Onions
Garlic
Dairy Products
Red meat

Does that apply to both men and women? Just wondering.

raeanna74 · 05-26-2005, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oberon

Does that apply to both men and women? Just wondering.

Well I can tell you the avoiding smoking does apply to women. A woman who smokes a lot tastes like nail polish remover down there. YUCK!

Czernobog · 05-26-2005, 10:44 AM

So THAT'S what it was! Jeez, if I'd known that I'd have avoided it. My ex is a smoker, and every time I tried to go down on her I wound up almost gagging. Tasted AWFUL. Fortunatly for me, she never really noticed...

sadistikdreams · 05-29-2005, 12:15 AM

Oh man. I had always heard the rumors, but...

Well, I gotta get to Wendy's and get one of their fruit bowls, and try it out for myself.

h45e · 12-11-2005, 06:20 PM

Or we just have to wait till science produces something like this:

http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl179.jpg

Mbnfc · 12-11-2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuckles

I've heard eating things like celery will increase the load, so thats peter north's secret! More citrus food = sweeter i believe.

I know this has nothing to do with taste but i swear whenever i drink mountain dew, my volume goes up at least 2x. its weird

MageB420666 · 12-11-2005, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mbnfc

I know this has nothing to do with taste but i swear whenever i drink mountain dew, my volume goes up at least 2x. its weird

If that's true... then my girlfriend would drown.... maybe we should call Mythbusters and have them test this stuff out...

rlynnm · 12-12-2005, 12:12 AM

Pepsi makes it a little sweeter so it seems...anything high in salts seem to contribute to a more bitter taste. then again myabe my correlations are just off.

05-11-2005, 06:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
tiger4053 Rookie	Food effecting the taste of Cum What foods will make the taste better? What foods will make it taste worse? I heard asparagus is BAD! Chocolate is bitter. Bananas and Pineapple make it sweeter. What other foods have their effects?

05-11-2005, 07:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	I've heard there are allot of tricks out there. personally, I make my husband a cup of chamomile tea earlier in the evening, does the trick every time . . . turns the taste very sweet Sweet Pea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

05-11-2005, 08:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Yeah I've heard various things. I've also heard really spicey food makes it taste great but thats probably bullshit. I'll never know myself anyway. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

05-11-2005, 09:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
chickentribs Addict Location: Mansion by day/Secret Lair by night	I have had one SO who told me that anything healthy and natural increased enzeyme production in digestion which in turn made the taste sour. I actually only ate salads when she wasn't around because she was so sure of herself and let's face it - she was pretty much holding all the cards. The next girl I dated we talked about it and she asked me if I could describe the taste of oysters. The point is to enjoy the texture and the way they slide down your throat when you eat them. She said, "if you are focusing on the taste you are missing the point." I really liked her. Some women like milk chocolate and some like dark chocolate. As long as I am asking the right questions, I'll do my best to bring home the right candy! (that in no way discounts the awkwardness of asking a girl how she likes her cum to taste the first time...) __________________ Oft expectation fails... and most oft there Where most it promises - Shakespeare, W.

05-11-2005, 09:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Tacos = bad! Garlic also makes it taste icky. I too have heard the pineapple rumor, tho I haven't tested it out on Martel... yet! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

05-11-2005, 06:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	I've heard eating things like celery will increase the load, so thats peter north's secret! More citrus food = sweeter i believe.

05-11-2005, 08:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary Blog Entries: 28	Meats or high protein foods would make the taste a little bitter, while citrus foods or high sugar foods would make it taste sweeter. This is not from a person perspective, but solely from what I have been told.

05-11-2005, 09:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
visotech Insane Location: San Diego, CA	In terms of making it sweeter, i've read that only natural sugars will sweeten it, that means the sugars in fruits and such, not corn syrup lol Could you imagine your SO seriously enjoying the taste of your load? (when I say enjoy I mean enjoy the taste of your load over say a piece of candy/chocolate)

05-12-2005, 02:18 AM	#11 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England Blog Entries: 11	I had this conversation with my SO last night, and she tells me that flavour is not really the issue. As with the oyster analogy earlier it's the activity that she gets off on, not the taste. She LOVES getting me off, annd I love her for it. I am blown away (pun intended) by her speeding up and getting more into it as I come. There is nothing like looking at her smile as I reach the point of no return. The only thing that makes me sad is the number of years I was wastng my time without her.

05-12-2005, 03:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	(takes notes) Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

05-12-2005, 05:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jesus Pimp The Original JizzSmacka	If you want good tasting cum don't eat beef. __________________ Never date anyone who doesn't make your dick hard.

05-12-2005, 05:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
visotech Insane Location: San Diego, CA	Now when you gals/guys are saying eating so and so "changes the taste" of cum, how knoticable is the difference?

05-12-2005, 06:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Am I the only one who thinks it's bullshit that you can eat something and several hours later your jizz tastes better? Wouldn't it take longer than that to affect the taste? I think it's all mental.

05-14-2005, 02:43 AM	#20 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Moderator Location: Australia/UAE Blog Entries: 11	sugars can be absorbed in about 15 minutes into the bloodstream. my SO is a dietitician, and she does tests on absorbtion of sugars into the blood stream. she works with lots of diabetes patients. she said that at the 15min mark you get a spike in the blood sugar levels. dont ask me how its done, but its scientifically based. so yeah if sugar does make it sweeter, and it takes 15 mins to absorb into the blood, then why wouldnt it be instantaneous..although if i knew my load was gonna be swallowed, id be eating at least a day or two in advance... wont hurt would it __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere "Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

05-14-2005, 08:55 AM	#21 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Semen actually looks like a pretty good, cheap, natural multi-vitamin supplement http://www.jackinworld.com/library/science/semcomp.html • ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance) • blood-group antigens (from immune system) • calcium (mineral) • chlorine (oxidizing agent) • cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids) • choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex) • citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism) • creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle) • deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) • fructose (sugar used for energy) • glutathione (peptide amino acid) • hyaluronidase (enzyme) • inositol (sugar found in muscles) • lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use) • magnesium (mineral) • nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue) • phosporus (mineral) • potassium (mineral) • purine (compound of uric acid) • pyrimidine (organic base) • pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen) • sodium (salt) • sorbitol (body alcohol) • spermidine (catalytic enzyme) • spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm) • urea (from urine) • uric acid (from urine) • vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism) • zinc (mineral) I imagine you'd have to drink a plethora of cum though; due to the minute quantities __________________ People never notice anything Last edited by Sleepyjack; 05-14-2005 at 08:58 AM..

05-14-2005, 10:56 AM	#22 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room Blog Entries: 7	hmm... I think I'm going to make my love come so I can taste how it is regularly, then try feeding my love all sorts of the good things for a week, then see if the taste changes. Science in bed!

05-14-2005, 01:50 PM	#23 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	hmm, i always heard that beer makes it taste bad. along with cigarettes. well, its time to start off on the fruits again to see if my SO notices anything. __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

05-26-2005, 10:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
Czernobog Insane Location: NJ	So THAT'S what it was! Jeez, if I'd known that I'd have avoided it. My ex is a smoker, and every time I tried to go down on her I wound up almost gagging. Tasted AWFUL. Fortunatly for me, she never really noticed... __________________ Embrace the flame

05-29-2005, 12:15 AM	#29 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Oh man. I had always heard the rumors, but... Well, I gotta get to Wendy's and get one of their fruit bowls, and try it out for myself. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

12-11-2005, 06:20 PM	#30 (permalink)
h45e Tilted	Or we just have to wait till science produces something like this: http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl179.jpg

12-12-2005, 12:12 AM	#33 (permalink)
rlynnm Psycho Location: so cal	Pepsi makes it a little sweeter so it seems...anything high in salts seem to contribute to a more bitter taste. then again myabe my correlations are just off. __________________ The hardest thing is to be honest with yourself, especially if that means completely redefining the world you've come to know. Don't look too hard, I'm right in front of you.