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TotalMILF · 01-05-2008, 08:42 AM

I thought you Tilted Weaponry folks would get a kick out of the cookie cake I made for my dad last night:

He hates cake, so this was our compromise

JStrider · 01-05-2008, 09:21 AM

lol thats awesome!

Crompsin · 01-05-2008, 10:21 AM

I know this one!

S&W 66 Oatmeal in .357 Raisin.

I suddenly wish I was your father.

Baraka_Guru · 01-05-2008, 11:09 AM

I know what you're thinking. "Did she use two eggs or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a S&W 66 Oatmeal in .357 Raisin, the most powerful cookie in the world, and would blow your hunger clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Dad?

Nice cookie.

Atreides88 · 01-05-2008, 02:37 PM

It looks impressive, but how does it taste? That's the key to any good cookie.

TotalMILF · 01-05-2008, 04:28 PM

It tastes great! Like... a cookie.

(2 Packages Betty Crocker Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Mix) + (2 Sticks of Butter) + (2 Eggs) = Delicious Giant Revolver Cookie

I also made some regular cookies and frosted them to look like bullseyes.

Crompsin · 01-05-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

I know what you're thinking. "Did she use two eggs or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a S&W 66 Oatmeal in .357 Raisin, the most powerful cookie in the world, and would blow your hunger clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Dad?

Nice cookie.

Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be?

longbough · 01-06-2008, 09:00 PM

what - no "eclair"-bullets?

sadistikdreams · 01-14-2008, 11:17 PM

If he ever needs some eggs:
http://gizmodo.com/344728/go-aheadma...your-joke-here

blahblah454 · 01-15-2008, 03:35 AM

Thats one sweet cookie. Hope dad liked it.

Nice frying pan egg molds... what will people come up with next? I would love to cook a new date some eggs in the morning and plop those on her plate.

Crompsin · 01-15-2008, 06:05 AM

I can have Mini-Uzi eggs?! Jeez. Who comes up with this stuff?

Baraka_Guru · 01-15-2008, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

I can have Mini-Uzi eggs?! Jeez. Who comes up with this stuff?

I don't know, but my guess is that they eat way too much bacon.

Crompsin · 01-15-2008, 09:49 AM

You know what is really sad?

I can identify the manufacturer, model, caliber, magazine capacity, history, and use of those guns based on their egg-filled shape.

01-05-2008, 08:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	My kind of revolver! I thought you Tilted Weaponry folks would get a kick out of the cookie cake I made for my dad last night: He hates cake, so this was our compromise __________________ "I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

01-05-2008, 09:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Woodlands, TX	lol thats awesome! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

01-05-2008, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Crompsin STRIKE FACE Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Prime Self	I know this one! S&W 66 Oatmeal in .357 Raisin. I suddenly wish I was your father. __________________ C19H28O2 = C6H2(NO2)3CH3 All your base are belong to us.

01-05-2008, 11:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru In the 6th percentile Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Toronto	I know what you're thinking. "Did she use two eggs or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a S&W 66 Oatmeal in .357 Raisin, the most powerful cookie in the world, and would blow your hunger clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Dad? Nice cookie. __________________ "The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. [...] In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. When the general atmosphere is bad, language must suffer." —"Politics and the English Language," George Orwell "Humankind cannot bear very much reality." —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 01-05-2008 at 11:11 AM.

01-05-2008, 02:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Atreides88 Crazy Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The South.	It looks impressive, but how does it taste? That's the key to any good cookie. __________________ "There is no need to suppose that human beings differ very much one from another: but it is true that the ones who come out on top are the ones who have been trained in the hardest school." -- Thucydides

01-05-2008, 04:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	It tastes great! Like... a cookie. (2 Packages Betty Crocker Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Mix) + (2 Sticks of Butter) + (2 Eggs) = Delicious Giant Revolver Cookie I also made some regular cookies and frosted them to look like bullseyes. __________________ "I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

01-06-2008, 09:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California	what - no "eclair"-bullets? __________________ "I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi

01-14-2008, 11:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Seattle.	If he ever needs some eggs: http://gizmodo.com/344728/go-aheadma...your-joke-here

01-15-2008, 03:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On the road...	Thats one sweet cookie. Hope dad liked it. Nice frying pan egg molds... what will people come up with next? I would love to cook a new date some eggs in the morning and plop those on her plate.

01-15-2008, 06:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Crompsin STRIKE FACE Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Prime Self	I can have Mini-Uzi eggs?! Jeez. Who comes up with this stuff? __________________ C19H28O2 = C6H2(NO2)3CH3 All your base are belong to us.

01-15-2008, 09:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
Crompsin STRIKE FACE Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Prime Self	You know what is really sad? I can identify the manufacturer, model, caliber, magazine capacity, history, and use of those guns based on their egg-filled shape. __________________ C19H28O2 = C6H2(NO2)3CH3 All your base are belong to us.