Most Godawful Weapon Ever! - Tilted Forum Project - TFP - Sexuality, Philosophy and Political Discussion

xepherys · 01-18-2008, 03:03 AM

Need I REALLY comment on this thing? I don't have an opinion to offer. My neurons all just lost their will to activate...

Shauk · 01-18-2008, 03:24 AM

thats fucking awesome dude.

I don't know what crack you're on. KITTY HELLO!

Greg700 · 01-18-2008, 12:14 PM

If I had a daughter who wanted to be cute while learning to shoot, I'd get her one in a heartbeat.

Baraka_Guru · 01-18-2008, 12:19 PM

I've seen an electric guitar with the same design. A nicer weapon than this, I must say.

blade02 · 01-18-2008, 02:53 PM

In a way, thats actually sort of dangerous since it looks so much like a toy.

debaser · 01-18-2008, 02:56 PM

Imagine being shot with that, St. Peter would pin a sign that said "pussy" to your back as you walked in the pearly gates...

TotalMILF · 01-18-2008, 05:21 PM

OMG I want one.

MSD · 01-18-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by blade02

In a way, thats actually sort of dangerous since it looks so much like a toy.

That's why people need to A: refrain from giving their kids toy guns until they can understand the difference between toys and real guns, and B: store guns responsibly when children are around. I forget who, but when it came up a few years ago, someone on this board mentioned that when he got a black AR-15, one of his friend's first comments was that it looked like a toy.

I promised one of my friends I'd get her a cheap gun and give it a Hello Kitty makeover if she came shooting and enjoyed it.

And I'm sure you all want a clearer picture of the one in the OP

Zodijackyl · 01-19-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

I've seen an electric guitar with the same design. A nicer weapon than this, I must say.

Hello Kitty Stratocasters have a great setup for playing metal, a single humbucker at the bridge. MSD has a video of me playing The Acacia Strain's "Carbomb" on one of these through a Marshall JDM full stack.

I don't think that guns should look like toys, but I am amused by the decoration of the gun.

SSJTWIZTA · 01-20-2008, 12:03 AM

holy shit! i love this thing!

wonder how much it costs.

troit · 01-22-2008, 12:00 AM

Here's more info. I found on it:

http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/20...-cute-and.aspx

Willravel · 01-22-2008, 12:40 AM

Who was it that used to have that Hello Kitty with a gun as their avatar? I was suddenly overtaken with nostalgia when I saw it: I remember arguing with someone who had that avatar.

Crompsin · 01-22-2008, 02:24 PM

You can dress an AR up, but it's still a self-crapping peashooter.

Baraka_Guru · 01-22-2008, 08:19 PM

Compare and contrast. A weapon in the figurative sense. If I were a girl, I would totally get one of these.

jorgelito · 01-22-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

Who was it that used to have that Hello Kitty with a gun as their avatar? I was suddenly overtaken with nostalgia when I saw it: I remember arguing with someone who had that avatar.

Hmm...I think it was Mojo something. Maybe Mojo-PeePee or Mojo PeiPei? I actually downloaded his avatar I liked it so much. "Kalashinkov Kitty" I believe it was.

Crompsin · 01-23-2008, 06:05 AM

Ya know... the weird pistol grip almost makes it look California legal.

JStrider · 01-25-2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

Ya know... the weird pistol grip almost makes it look California legal.

from the page troit posted

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This rifle is 100% legal in California because it is based on an "off-list" lower receiver made by Stag Arms and has no evil features at all, instead featuring a fixed stock instead of the evil collapsible stock, a muzzle brake in place of the vile flash-hider, and a MonsterMan Grip instead of the heinous and malicious plastic pistol grip. The C Products magazine looks like a 30 round magazine body but is permanently modified to only allow 10 rounds.

Willravel · 01-25-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jorgelito

Hmm...I think it was Mojo something. Maybe Mojo-PeePee or Mojo PeiPei? I actually downloaded his avatar I liked it so much. "Kalashinkov Kitty" I believe it was.

Ah yes, Mojo_PeiPei.
Thank you, that was bugging me.

Crompsin · 01-25-2008, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JStrider

Cali's toxic gun laws

Damn I'm good. I can smell the taint of California from a picture on the web.

MSD · 01-25-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

Who was it that used to have that Hello Kitty with a gun as their avatar? I was suddenly overtaken with nostalgia when I saw it: I remember arguing with someone who had that avatar.

daswig had KalashniKitty for a while before he got banned for whatever it was we banned him for.

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

You can dress an AR up, but it's still a self-crapping peashooter.

meh, direct impingement is only a problem with shitty ammo. The M16 would have done a lot better if the geniuses in command didn't decide to crank out ammo made with dirty-as-hell WWI and WWII surplus powder.

Crompsin · 01-26-2008, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MSD

meh, direct impingement is only a problem with...

- shitty ammo (does the government issue any other kind?)
- desert sand (moon dust)
- jungle warfare
- amphibian operations
- non-office / front yard environments
- grunt maintenance

...

Dude, it's like breathing through your own asshole. Sure, it'll work for a while. Until you eat that burrito at lunch.

...

I'm surprised detachable magazines are still legal in Cali on anything.

Pretty soon the drive-by shootings will be done with Winchester 94s!

01-18-2008, 03:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
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01-18-2008, 12:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Greg700 Eccentric insomniac Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: North Carolina	If I had a daughter who wanted to be cute while learning to shoot, I'd get her one in a heartbeat. __________________ "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

01-18-2008, 12:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru In the 6th percentile Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Toronto	I've seen an electric guitar with the same design. A nicer weapon than this, I must say. __________________ "The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. [...] In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. When the general atmosphere is bad, language must suffer." —"Politics and the English Language," George Orwell "Humankind cannot bear very much reality." —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

01-18-2008, 02:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 38S NC20943324	Imagine being shot with that, St. Peter would pin a sign that said "pussy" to your back as you walked in the pearly gates... __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

01-18-2008, 05:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	OMG I want one. __________________ "I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

01-18-2008, 03:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Shauk Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	thats fucking awesome dude. I don't know what crack you're on. KITTY HELLO!

01-18-2008, 02:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
blade02 Insane Join Date: Apr 2003	In a way, thats actually sort of dangerous since it looks so much like a toy.

01-20-2008, 12:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Passed out on the Lawn Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Georgia	holy shit! i love this thing! wonder how much it costs. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

01-22-2008, 12:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NYC	Here's more info. I found on it: http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/20...-cute-and.aspx __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

01-22-2008, 12:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Willravel [wil-ruh-VEL] Join Date: Aug 2004	Who was it that used to have that Hello Kitty with a gun as their avatar? I was suddenly overtaken with nostalgia when I saw it: I remember arguing with someone who had that avatar. __________________ ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌlos uɐɔ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔuɐɹouƃı ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʇou sı ʇı 'sɯǝlqoɹd ǝʇɐǝɹɔ uɐɔ ǝƃpǝlʍouʞ ɟı

01-22-2008, 02:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Crompsin STRIKE FACE Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Prime Self	You can dress an AR up, but it's still a self-crapping peashooter. __________________ C19H28O2 = C6H2(NO2)3CH3 All your base are belong to us.

01-22-2008, 08:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru In the 6th percentile Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Toronto	Compare and contrast. A weapon in the figurative sense. If I were a girl, I would totally get one of these. __________________ "The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. [...] In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. When the general atmosphere is bad, language must suffer." —"Politics and the English Language," George Orwell "Humankind cannot bear very much reality." —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

01-23-2008, 06:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
Crompsin STRIKE FACE Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Prime Self	Ya know... the weird pistol grip almost makes it look California legal. __________________ C19H28O2 = C6H2(NO2)3CH3 All your base are belong to us.