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Old 02-04-2008, 09:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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wow... just wow.... wow... really... now just wow....

me want one.
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Military Police System, out of Piney Flats, Tennessee, has come out with a unique select-fire 12-gauge combat/tactical shotgun called the "Auto Assault 12 Automatic Shotgun", or "AA12 Automatic Shotgun". The full-auto-only Auto Assault 12 Automatic Shotgun fires at a relatively slow rate of 300 rpm (rounds-per-minute) and employs the "Constant-Recoil" principle, which is a recoil attenuation/mitigation system that was first invented and patented for utilization in a gas-operated weapon by legendary small arms designer/developer L. James Sullivan for the Ultimax 100 LMG (Light Machine Gun), back in the late 1970's. "Constant-Recoil" allows a lightweight gun to outhit a heavier gun on full-auto.

Since it utilizes "Constant-Recoil", the bolt group of the AA12 Automatic Shotgun never impacts the rear of the receiver, but rather runs out on the long 2-stage recoil/operating spring. This action eliminates the majority of felt-recoil, and thus greatly enhances controllability on full-auto. The result is more hits on target.

The Auto Assault 12 (AA-12) Automatic Shotgun is manufactured from "corrosion resistant, high impact, heat-treated stainless steels and high-impact plastics". Supposedly, the Auto Assault 12 shotgun requires no lubrication (unconfirmed/unverified). Rounds are fed from an 8-round box magazine, 20-round drum mag, or 32-round drum mag. That's a lot of 12-gauge firepower in a fully controllable package. Since the AA-12 shotgun fires at the relatively slow rate of 300 rpm, there's no need for a semi-auto setting on the AA-12's selector switch. Any skilled operator can easily control the round output via trigger control, including singe shots and double taps. In other words, the operator's trigger finger IS the selector switch. The Auto Assault 12 (AA12) Automatic Shotgun also features a quick-change barrel system. Barrel lengths are from 13" to 18".

You can contact Military Police Systems, Inc. by phone at 423-534-2480 or 423-391-0250, for more information on the Auto Assault 12 (AA-12) Automatic Shotgun. Or, you can call Mid-America Recreation Inc. by phone at 309-764-5089, or via email at MidAmericaRecInc@aol.com. This latter company appears to be the current distributor for the AA12.
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Old 02-07-2008, 03:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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me likey... but would not want to carry 200+ rounds in the field; shells are heavy

Very useful for SWAT type entry though... unless you have to worry about hostages and the like
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Old 02-07-2008, 07:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good lord!

I think the narrator was masturbating while recording his voicover.
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Old 02-07-2008, 07:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good lord!

I think the narrator was masturbating while recording his voicover.
Yeah, he was a bit disturbing.

Why would you want one of those guns?
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Old 02-07-2008, 12:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, he was a bit disturbing.

Why would you want one of those guns?
...why do men want pickup trucks with 44" tires?

...why do men want sexy girls in skimpy lingerie?

...why do men get insane playing a game of rugby?

...why do men want a few fist fights to test their manliness?

Testosterone.
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Old 02-07-2008, 12:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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...why do men want pickup trucks with 44" tires?

...why do men want sexy girls in skimpy lingerie?

...why do men get insane playing a game of rugby?

...why do men want a few fist fights to test their manliness?

Testosterone.
That's too proximate of an explanation for my tastes, but I take your point.

Imagine hunting grouse or duck with that gun.
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Old 02-07-2008, 12:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What? Proximate? YOU WANNA FIGHT?!
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What? Proximate? YOU WANNA FIGHT?!
AA12s at 10 paces!
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Old 02-10-2008, 12:34 AM   #9 (permalink)
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So, if i buy one of these, a .600 nitro magnum, and a 50 cal, i can finally become a walking recoil bruise.
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Old 02-10-2008, 08:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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pfft ... that's weak. This is what a shotgun should aspire to be:
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...why do men want pickup trucks with 44" tires?

...why do men want sexy girls in skimpy lingerie?

...why do men get insane playing a game of rugby?

...why do men want a few fist fights to test their manliness?

Testosterone.
Oh, shit. I thought you were going to say insecurity. I guess you're right; it probably is testosterone.

...and insecurity.

* * * * *

That's some crazy firepower. BOOM! I have only shot an air rifle in my time. But, hey, even that was fun.
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If any of you Canucks are ever in my area of the country, we're going boomsticking.

And regardless of what South Park tells you, the Futureweapons guy is the actually world's biggest douche.
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pfft ... that's weak. This is what a shotgun should aspire to be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FeeamC4qk
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!



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Old 02-12-2008, 02:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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...and insecurity.
Oh, I concur. In some cases this is true, yes... but I don't see myself as insecure in anything except my future.

I figure I'm allowed to use myself as an example because of my degree of firearm knowledge, use, and ownership.

Sporting firearms: Manly and excessive or not... they seem to be just another overkill hobby like... uh... NASCAR.

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Blah-blah says: "Guys who have a small wangbat drive Corvettes."

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And regardless of what South Park tells you, the Futureweapons guy is the actually world's biggest douche.
HAHAHA!

Watch out... he's the stereotypical ex-Navy SEAL gone TV show host.
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The Futureweapons guy reminds me of the guy from Pinks as well. that guy is a clown shoe
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The Futureweapons guy reminds me of the guy from Pinks as well. that guy is a clown shoe
He talks all overdone-dramatic like that red-headed douchebag off that CSI: Miami show.

...

One of the most famous (thing is a pop culture icon in video games) gun failures happens to be the Pancor Jackhammer, an automatic shotgun.
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