The WASP knife - Tilted Forum Project - TFP - Sexuality, Philosophy and Political Discussion

QuasiMondo · 08-02-2008, 05:22 PM

A delightfully destructive device, if I might say.

To be used by drivers only:

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As divers, we all know what the effects of compressed gas are underwater. Our training teaches us that our lungs would burst from over-inflation if we held our breath and rose to the surface. This principle is key to the effectiveness of the WASP Injection System.

This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface.

WASP Injection Systems, Inc. - WASP Injection Knife

ChrisJericho · 08-02-2008, 06:23 PM

Wow, that looks like a lot of damage!

So the knife was designed to be used underwater, is this for hunting purposes or self defense from predators?

QuasiMondo · 08-02-2008, 08:36 PM

Self defense, it looks like.

LoganSnake · 08-02-2008, 10:30 PM

So...what would it do to a human?

FatBot · 08-03-2008, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by LoganSnake

So...what would it do to a human?

kill them, messily and painfully. Its basically stabbing a small hand grenade into someones chest cavity.

KirStang · 08-04-2008, 10:30 AM

Must be great against sharks--and pretty effective against two legged predators too.

Tully Mars · 08-04-2008, 08:00 PM

To be used be drivers only? That takes road rage to a whole new level.

On a serious note the only use I've ever had for my dive knife is cutting myself out of lost nets and crab and or long lines.

MSD · 08-15-2008, 02:02 PM

A few weeks ago, the company that makes it informed London police about its potential to freeze stabbing victims from the inside-out. Naturally, being in the UK, they overreacted, tried to create a public panic over it (while admitting that they've never seen one and that it's unlikely that criminals will bother to get a knife that costs as much as a black market handgun) and got a whloe shitload of free publicity.

Worked on me, I'm getting one when I can afford it.

nomcat · 10-05-2008, 11:49 PM

godDAMN this is a scary knife!!! WASP Injection Systems, Inc. - WASP Injection Knife

"This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly."

I want one.

Daniel_ · 10-06-2008, 03:40 PM

Tie that to a stick, and you've got an atomic spear!

08-02-2008, 06:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
ChrisJericho A Constellation of Frustration Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Seattle	Wow, that looks like a lot of damage! So the knife was designed to be used underwater, is this for hunting purposes or self defense from predators? __________________ <ngdawg> any one else equate jericho with a stage extra who just runs across the stage, yells one word and runs off?

08-02-2008, 08:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
QuasiMondo All for flan and flan for all! Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Platonic Wastelands.	Self defense, it looks like. __________________ "Like it or not, change has come. O.J. is in prison, and a black man is in the White House. Is everybody happy now?" -Tim Reid & Tom Dreesen

08-02-2008, 10:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cake Town	So...what would it do to a human? __________________ Without a universal law there is no gravity. Without the gravity there is no atmosphere. Without an atmosphere there is no chance at life. And with no chance at life I don’t exist.

08-04-2008, 08:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tully Mars Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Yucatan	To be used be drivers only? That takes road rage to a whole new level. On a serious note the only use I've ever had for my dive knife is cutting myself out of lost nets and crab and or long lines. __________________ Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed. Me

10-05-2008, 11:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
nomcat Tilted Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brighton, UK	Wasp knife godDAMN this is a scary knife!!! WASP Injection Systems, Inc. - WASP Injection Knife "This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly." I want one.

08-04-2008, 10:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
KirStang Insane Join Date: Feb 2004	Must be great against sharks--and pretty effective against two legged predators too.

08-15-2008, 02:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
MSD Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: CT	A few weeks ago, the company that makes it informed London police about its potential to freeze stabbing victims from the inside-out. Naturally, being in the UK, they overreacted, tried to create a public panic over it (while admitting that they've never seen one and that it's unlikely that criminals will bother to get a knife that costs as much as a black market handgun) and got a whloe shitload of free publicity. Worked on me, I'm getting one when I can afford it.

10-06-2008, 03:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Daniel_ Join Date: May 2005 Location: Southern England	Tie that to a stick, and you've got an atomic spear! __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝